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Wayne Country day

A private school where rich kids go... When u walk in u will probably find Gucci belts and supreme bookbags
All the rich kids go to wayne country day school

I'm to poor to go to Wayne country day school
by Wayne country day school September 12, 2019
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Country Blumpkin

A country blumpkin is when a man is sitting on the tank of the toilet with the lid off, your basic "top shelf" prank. When he is ready to "drop the kids in the pool", if you will, a woman (human) sits on the toilet straddling the tank ALSO " dropping off kids", and giving a blow job to the man on tank.
Last summer we went to the country and learned a new style Blumpkin, Country Blumpkin!
by J. P. Okes November 25, 2025
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Country Bum Fuck

Country Bum Fuck

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1. An individual who is country and a bum while pertaining the stance of a fuck through actions such as doing random Country Ghetto shit, and blowing any money they have on trucks or other various random/unneeded items so that maintain the stance of a bum
Guy 1: "I was in citrus Fl the other day and those Country Bum Fucks were everywhere"

Guy 2: "Damm that's crazy, I heard everyone try's to sell drugs there but they can't afford to even start because everyones to much of a C.B.F to buy enough to make money or even get a car.
by Gfsurvivor October 10, 2022
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real country boys

Boy that wears his boots on a daily basis An didn’t just wake up one day an started wearing them because of his friends. Knows how to hunt fish an get a little mud on his boots. Got an nice little booty in his jeans an dips cause he looks good doing it.
;)
Carlee: man he’s one real country boy with that dip in his lip an that nice booty too;)
Hannah: girl i know he’s a hottie! He’s one of those real country boys.
by Page-mom February 1, 2018
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Welcome to country

When an Abbo gives someone a proper "g’day" by bashing them up, stealing their shit, or screaming like a feral banshee. It’s their twisted way of rolling out the red carpet. Break-ins, bashings, or a loud-arse yell-fest, all in the name of "culture."
Saw those blokes pull a Welcome to Country last night, fists, yells, and not a brain cell between ‘em!
by ScxllyYT March 9, 2025
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country sleeping bag

An easy girl who listens to country music and just lays there while you have sex with her.
“Man, I really like Jessica”
I dont know bro, she’s probably a country sleeping bag
by Siolovtpr April 22, 2019
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jason country

Type of wooded landscape, usually in the middle of FUCKING nowhere, where it would be difficult to escape a certain masked killer.
I'm not going to your house, you live in Jason country!
by Phreeekboy May 26, 2018
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