Brain Freeze

When you go the the doctor and have a mole and/or other skin legion removed through the process of freezing, and then a girl sucks on your peepee and her lips turn blue from the freezing temperatures.

"I just got a mole frozen off sorry if I'm sesnsitive babe"
"Glug glug glu- AH! It's so cold what the fuck!!!"
"Oh shit you got that post-mole brain freeze."

by Grimmz13 July 7, 2021

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Biden Brains

A large pile of dog shit

I need to hire someone to clean my back yard it's completely full of Biden brains

by I need likes March 11, 2022

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Brain glitch

When your decides to stop working and flip the fuck out.

Bella is having a brain glitch.

by Peenlord April 14, 2019

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Brain Catacombs

The dark storage of all things absorbed in Taylor Allderdice

You're reaching to deep in the brain catacombs for me to function.

by 7h3o June 9, 2023

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Purple bRain

When you give a guy head while wearing fresh purple lipstick of any shade, resulting in purple up and down his shaft.

Person 1: "Could you give me some Purple bRain?
Person 2: "I just bought a new purple lipstick from Sephora, so sure."

by theboywhocriedpurple March 8, 2018

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Shandris Brain

Shandris Brain: the intelligence level that everyone wishes they could achieve but are too intimidated to try. The capability of someone with Shandris brain is infinite and most humans cannot fathom how to achieve such status of consciousness

“I wish I had Shandris brain, but I’ve never left this tiny town full of inbred hillbillies so my mind is stunted.”

“Maybe if I wasn’t such a judge mental person I could achieve the same enlightenment and have Shandris brain.”

“Oh, you don’t have Shandris brain? I’ll remember to be more patient next time.”

by Delicious_Mistress October 13, 2023

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