Fat Asian Brenner

A man who is obsessed with cake and cookie dough. He tends to steal dogs just to bake them into a cake and eat him. Don’t underestimate his gargantuas chode. That thing is the size of a dinner plate meant for thanksgiving dinner. He tends to Simp over E girls

Holy shit he’s so fat. That Fat Asian Brenner be Simping over a E Girl

by Beautiful condor March 18, 2020

Asian Alarm Clock

To crash your car into the bedroom/lounge room of an unsuspecting victims house, in turn waking them up.

Man 1: hey, why did you drive your car through David's house? You drive like an asian.
Man 2: Exactly, I gave David the Asian Alarm Clock.

by brown_nose_bobby July 2, 2019

Asian fruit salad

A sex act where you cut up fruit and insert it into a vagina then proceed to eat it out of the vagina, its Asian because your eating pussy

Did you hear that they fucked last night

Yeah he said he gave her an Asian fruit salad

by Fetishguru January 18, 2017

Asian Pink Eye

Vagina; usually good/unused.

Yo Rockstar, I heard you stayed over at Katie's last night! You get tha asian pink eye or what?

by Backdoor Bren April 12, 2008

Asian Hand Warmer

Warming your hands by placing them within close proximity of your balls. Pants must be used for maximum effect (otherwise, you're just fondling your balls).

This comes from the East Asian tradition of warming your hands with your balls.

"Dude, it is so freezing out here. I'm gonna stick my hands down my pants." - Person A
"Don't you mean to pull an asian hand warmer?" - Person B
"Yeah sure whatever." - Person A

by Gordonite April 8, 2012

east asian baiting

East Asian Baiting is another term for asianfishing. When a ea baiter pretends to be asian, and is very obsessed with asian culture.

1st person: I am so obsessed with asian culture, they are so kawaii (japanese for cute). I want to look like them, be them!
2st person: So you are an asianfisher/east asian baiter! That is east asian baiting.

by leehwayoung May 15, 2023

asian middle finger

Raising only your pinkie to swear at someone

Jeremy: Some Asian was yelling at me in the streets, so I gave her the Asian middle finger

by Blargle33 May 8, 2019