Ale

Shes so amazing and is a wonderful friend. Youll want to date her and if you get a chance do it, give her your whole world, hold her hand, show her off, kiss her every morning. If you break her heart shell be hurt but never tell you. She cries more than shell ever admit so make sure to ask her if shes ok and when she says yes look her in the eyes, hug her, and tell her i know your not. Shes so beautiful and amazing never let her go. If you ever break up with her youll never fully be over her, everynight youll think of her and theres nothing you can do to stop it.

God I love Ale

by anonymous October 27, 2020

pull an Al Capone

1) To forget to or be unable to pay your taxes.

2) To commit tax evasion.

1)
CIAGuy1: Man, I can't believe that guy pulled an Al Capone on us again! This is the third year in a row!
CIAGuy2: From what I can tell, the guy doesn't make a lot of money. I wouldn't blame it on him.

2)
CIAGuy1: That scoundrel is always getting away with tax evasion!
CIAGuy2: I know. He's always able to pull an Al Capone on us.

by the fresh king of bel air June 23, 2023

Ale

Short for Alessandria, Ale is kind girl with a not so innocent mind. She seems really nice at first impressions and she is super fun to be around. Ale is perfect for a Matthias. If these two ever met and got married they would have a happy relationship!

I just met an Ale! I have to tell Matthias!

by MetalHead44 November 15, 2021

Al jabber

Where a Russian mother beats her Saudi Arabian son

Bless him he just keeps getting Al jabber

by The al jabber hater February 24, 2022

YouTube-al Ligation

A form of female sterilization in which a woman is using a laptop to watch funny videos on YouTube. She laughs so hard that she falls onto the floor, accidentally jams the computer up her twat, and severs her fallopian tubes.

I just heard Andrea is barren and will never be able to have a kid.

Yeah, she was watching "Grape Lady Falls" last night, fell off of her futon and accidentally gave herself a YouTube-al ligation. Ow ow ow ow! It hurts it hurts it hurts!

by dearthyvader April 13, 2010

Yusuf al kaysani

The best husband in the world, have big dick energy and actual big dick, prefer to Top, like a lot, people surprised when he said he didn't like switching but it's the truth.

Yusuf al kaysani is the people I'd been taught to hate but now I married this man, no regret, said Nicoló di genova.

by Maghrib November 15, 2020

ale orgies

Drinking beer then using the empty bottles to have sex

After you are don't with the beer, we can have an ale orgies and shove it up my ass.

by King of bull shit August 17, 2017