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Tiger Kinged

Verb - The act of dropping so much densely packed information on someone at once that they are completely overloaded and rendered unable to perform higher brain functions for a temporary time. The individual being Tiger Kinged usually is not expecting to be mentally crushed by so much densely packed information and is not prepared, such that the sheer mental processing power that it takes to unpack everything renders them in a state of shock and at times stupidity for an hour or so after while they digest everything to make sense of it.
Rio: Have you seen Netflix's Tiger King yet?

Tim: Honestly, after the first two episodes, I felt stupid af while my brain processed all of that info. I mean, in two episodes you introduce me to a gay af country-ass tiger trainer who has TWO husbands, this one dude got NO teeth and nipple piercings, OK? Oh yea, and NEITHER of them are gay! Then this girl Carole maybe (definitely!) murdered her husband and fed him to the tigers?! And there's this Hindu guru follower guy with a beer belly and a pony tail named Doc who has SEVEN??? wives? WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK. So yea, my brain needs a LONG minute to process all of this. I'm taking the rest of the day easy. Believe that.

Rio: omg that happened to me too! lol We got Tiger Kinged!

Tim: lol absolutely
by ShadyKuns April 4, 2020
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Tiger mode

A sudden bout of fury in the form of catty aggression
Person 1: Kate just went absolute tiger mode on me
Person 2: For real?
Person 1: Yep she’s so angry right now, she was yelling for an hour
by Yourhonourididntdoit April 17, 2024
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tiger

When you tan fully naked with a flaccid penis, later you become erect and the skin that was not exposed in the tanning bed becomes exposed, this allows for the penis to have both tan and untanned characteristics, hence the name the tiger
Dude, my girlfriend R-nut loves my tiger
by H-Nut March 10, 2008
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Saber tooth tiger

When performing oral sex, the person giving the oral sex rip apart the penis with there canine teeth.
Person 1: Sarah git mad and gave me the "Saber tooth tiger"
Person 2: ouch!
by TiddleBeWiddle September 3, 2022
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Tiger Butter

The amalgam of shit and semen in the gusset of her panties after a back door railing
Ohhhhh can we pull over at that gas station? Why? I got some tiger butter going on. I need a quick wipe.
by Dick Onchin October 5, 2024
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