Mock Pee 

The act of fake pissing by way of warm water surreptitiously poured on a passed out friend. Bonus points for getting them in the face! Ideally this is a 2 man job - 1 to pour the warm water and a second person to zip up their own zipper. As the person awakes, they'll notice the person zipping up their fly rather than the person that poured warm water (a la mock pee) and will likely freak out - especially if they're in a drunken fog.

Caution: payback is a bitch. You don't want the victim of a mock-pee incident to return the favour with real urine.

Damn, that mock pee incident was funny... he still doesn't realize it was a fake out.

Mock Pee by Julio!!!! January 20, 2010

gacha pee 

Gacha pee is a new way of gacha heat after it has been banned on tik tok

Someone: hey do you dl gacha pee?
Y/n: no thats just like gacha heat, which is disgusting!

gacha pee by 💀🍭 Smellytulips 🍭💀 August 25, 2021

The Huntington Pee 

Jerking off in a public bathroom.

“I saw Daniel peeing earlier, but I think it was The Huntington Pee because he was making some weird noises.”

The Huntington Pee by soopp May 8, 2019

i gotta pee 

the word you say you gotta

¨i gotta pee¨

i gotta pee by WiNkWoNk1092188 December 13, 2019

Poo poo pee pee dinkle toilet mustard head 

The ultimate comeback for when others "no u" or "ur mom" you. It has immunity to being no u'd or your mom'd, as well as other comebacks. Cannot be used with or against the comeback "toot toot you Thomas the Train blue 1000 ping morsel of a scuttlebug".

Person 1: You're stupid
Person 2: No you

Person 1: Poo poo pee pee dinkle toilet mustard head

Poo poo pee pee dinkle toilet mustard head by WHÉÈÊË March 2, 2021

November 13th, national pee pant day 

National pee pant day

November 13th, national pee pant day is when pee pant

come on guys, gals and non-binary pals!! Don’t be a pussy and pee pant

“How come he hasn’t pee pant yet?”
“I know, what a loser”

November 13th, national pee pant day by Frog tibbies November 12, 2020

freeze your pee

1. to urinate in a cup, when you suspect someone has drugged you in order to date-rape you (see poster image under date-rape).

2. To slow your roll.

3. To interrupt a flowing stream of urine.

1. "I'm feeling really dizzy after this guy bought me a drink, so I need you to hold this cup so I can pee in it, freeze it, and get it analyzed. Come on, it'll be fun; like a science project."

2. "Freeze your pee, homie, you don't need to be putting that in her drink."

3. "Okay, girl, the cup's almost full; freeze your pee. This should be enough for the lab techs to analyze."

freeze your pee by Chris G Selector August 6, 2006