pee my jorts

in a situation on laughter with friends, fake friends, thot friends, u will not use the this phrase. in a situation on wheezing and scream laughter with your best friend the phrase “IM GONNA PEE MY JORTS” will be used to express how much they/him/her is laughing.

im laughing so hard im gonna pee my jorts! *wheezes harshly*

by airpodsarecancerous May 5, 2019

Green Pee Syndrome

A disease that turns your pee into green because you forgot your friends when you had a girlfriend.

"Did you see the piss?"
"What about it?"
"It's green!"
"Oh my, it's green pee syndrome."

by jabaol October 7, 2021

Pee and Poop debate

A debate/discussion over an incredibly mundane topic that became far too serious.

"Those people argued over the real name of a god damn movie character for 30 minutes"
"A Pee and Poop debate if I've ever seen one."

by Bacon Bangs in Bank February 10, 2021

Funny Mud Pee

A vulgar word that derives from Chinese swearing words. The word involves the maternal biological parents of the one being scolded and human excrement (as well as fart).

"Hey, did you cheat on the exam?"

"Funny Mud Pee."

by shrimmmmmmmp November 3, 2022

piss pee pop

when you smack someone in the face and piss comes out

god: you just got piss pee pop

by bentcharger June 6, 2018

Boston Pee Party

When you’re doing anal with your GF and she pisses all over you. 10/10 would not recommend.

Bro my girl went all Boston Pee Party on my dick last night. Fucking gross.

by Raceday48 May 18, 2021

Mexican soccer pee

When you lie on your side and discreetly pee out the leg of your shorts on to the ground.

Man, I was so drunk last night I had to take a Mexican soccer pee because I couldn't get up.

by Accio Wine September 22, 2016