Minecraft

There's a drug out there, it's dragged thousands of people into this endless world of building blocks making structures. Those said to have played the game haven't went outside, instead spent their time locked in their basements placing block after block to create a structure. Best stay away from this drug kids, you don't know what it could do to ya.

Minecraft drug dealer:"Hey kid, want some drugs?"
Kid:"What kind of drug?"
Minecraft drug dealer:"Minecraft drug"
Kid:"Load me up!"
Later that day
Mom:"Come up stairs, dinner's ready!"
Kid:"I can't I'm playing Minecraft!"
Mom:"Well turn it off!"
Kid:"I'M PLAYING MINECRAFT!!!!!"

by -_- -_- -_- -_- -_- -_- -_- April 4, 2017

Minecraft Movie

The absolute worse dogshit movie ever leaked

The Minecraft Movie is the worst flop of all time

by Phokos July 23, 2024

Minecraft

Hope in the form of a blocky video game. The only reason that society maintains their hopes and passions. So shines a good deed in a weary world

Its been a long day and I cant wait to go home and play minecraft.

by yatzeeman541 May 13, 2022

Minecraft

the best game in the world, in minecraft everything is made out of blocks and there's a lot of things to do as well as survive, build, kill the ender dragon to beat the game, and play with any friends that join you.

Person 1: OMG is that kid playing minecraft!
Person 2: yeah, he killed the ender dragon and is now building with his friends.

by Destroyer3012 March 18, 2021

Minecraft

Terraria is just better

Terraria > Minecraft

by Willmihh October 1, 2022

Minecraft Server

Pleasure, you get addicted to this nonstop and cant get off it for multiple years, play wisely.

Josh: Yo wanna get on the Minecraft Server?
Ethan: Im already on it im addicted!

by Mavoy November 1, 2022

Minecraft glasses

Wearing Minecraft glasses means u get hella bitches and rizz.

“Wow! Lisa has Minecraft glasses on. She must have Rizz and bitches!”

by Marley_122308 June 11, 2022