Indian Koi Pond

When your septic/sewer backs up into your tub and there’s little turds floating around in it

The ‘ol lady keeps flushing her rags, it seems like quarterly we have an Indian Koi Pond installed in the house.

by Placenta_effect December 28, 2025

Indian toothbrush

After you win a fight and knock the opponent unconscious you put a finger In their ass then brush their teeth with the same finger

" he didn't just lose *brian* gave him an Indian toothbrush"

by Purplefridge December 31, 2025

Indian milkshake

An act involving whip cream with semen and pouring the liquid into the desired hole (anus or vagina) before inserting a whisk, mixing it together and then penetrating them with said whisk.

Tony just gave me an indian milkshake, it was awesome!

by skeebledeeble April 9, 2025

3/11 indian

The fucktarded Indian drivers you see as ubers and while your driving

Dave:The Uber I ordered was a 3/11 Indian, and he smelled like a cum dumpster

Tristan:those are the guys you see now adays. Every tim Hortons and pizza pizza you go to has 5/11 Indians.

by U$a1n b01t April 10, 2025

5/11 Indian

The gaybob Indians you see at Tim Hortons and other work places

I went to keispy kreme today but was shocked to see Lots of douchebag 5/11 indians

by U$a1n b01t April 10, 2025

Indian shit clustering

When one man is pooping and another woman gets into reverse cowgirl and starts bouncing up and down on his dick which spreads her ass whole and makes her shit between the man’s legs into the same toilet all while bouncing on the dick.

Adam and Tala Indian shit clustering (When one man is pooping and another woman gets into reverse cowgirl and starts bouncing up and down on his dick which spreads her ass whole and makes her shit between the man’s legs into the same toilet all while bouncing on the dick) last night and she bounced on his dick and shitted right between his legs into the same toilet

by CreativeFreakTerming April 27, 2025

Indian Family

The act of cutting a theme park ride line by lying or telling people you have family/friends you’re trying to get to.

Man 1: Yo dude how did you get back so fast that line was long asf.
Man 2: Oh it’s simple I just did an Indian Family.

by Noah4200000 May 5, 2025