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Red Riding Hood

The act of giving a girl a bear hug while on her period, thus squirting out her period blood into a cup (or any other apparatus) then adding vanilla ice cream to it to make a delicious treat.
Jason: "Hey honey? Do we have anything to eat?"
Anna: "No, but I'm on my period and i can make you a red riding hood!"

"Hey man did you ever get with that girl last night?'
"No, but she left a red riding hood on my freaking bed!"
by The Best MAnnnnn March 25, 2012
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chillin in da hood

a way of saying being gay and doing absolutely nothing but hitting eachother up the ass.Commonly used by new immagrants.

This uncommon phrase evolved from the p.kelly special.

See P. Kelly Special
sup man?

"Nothing, chillin in da hood." said Dirty Kevin(exceptional non immagrant)
see: J-Knocker
by Dimo P. January 17, 2004
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Hood love story

A hood love story is defined as a snapchat story where someone posts about their past love life. Any basic girls will make one of these and post “add me to ur hood love story”. If u have a “hood love story” then it’s without a doubt that ur basic and ur a sket and u know nothing but follow what everyone else is doing .
“aDd mE t0 uR hoOd lOvE sToRieS” - Keisha on her snap story

“Becky posted her ex’s dick pics on her hood love story!”
by Mister Woman February 26, 2020
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holy child hood

A school where alot of hoe's attend, these girls don't have no standards there are often seen in halfway tree where there school is located, they always get into fight over men don't recommend try as best as possible to not send your child here
Holy child hood is a school full of hoe's and lesbian's
by Johnthe3rd January 26, 2022
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sippin tea in yo hood

The act of selling drugs in someone else's area of work
Yo ass a pussy bitch ive been sippin tea in yo hood
by fastesthorse12 January 23, 2017
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stank right hood rat

*As seen on Impractical Jokers*

Meaning a woman who is technically a crazy whore, has crooked teeth, and has a large stench.
"Dude, I saw Shaquisha yesterday."
"Man, she's a stank right hood rat!"
by ObamaTastesGood January 29, 2015
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Robin Hood Dat Ass

to rape someone and steal their organs
Person 1: After i rape you im gonna steal your organs dawg

Person 2: Did you just say you were gonna robin hood dat ass?
by Vitamin V April 2, 2010
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