Combine Harvester

What you call your friend from Somerset

You will always be my Combine Harvester

by Jezmerrelda April 30, 2025

The Harley Davidson

While your girlfriend is giving you head you grab a handful of her hair on both sides of her head, kick your legs up in the air, and crank on the throttle

Sophia was giving me head earlier and really getting into it so I had to hold on for dear life (and nut) and ended up giving her the Harley Davidson

by George Beast August 2, 2025

Moist Harvester

The act of having a soccer mom hair cut while being in a relationship with a woman who pays more attention to other women than she does to you.

"Bro, he's a proper Moist Harvester"

by MCB_HD August 31, 2025

Olivia Harney

Olivia harney is the best person you will ever meet. She is a kind hearted, beautiful, smart, kind girl who, when you let her in your life, will change you completely for the better. She is determined to make her life the best it possibly can.
If you ever find an Olivia Harney, keep her

Person1: yo I think I’m falling for her, she’s smart, kind, and so gorgeous

Person2: you mean Olivia Harney?

by mentally naomi January 12, 2026

Gone all Harvy

Someone that speaks like a chav. They start a sentence and half way through they start using chav words.

Mate say's: "That's nice init!".

So you say: "Gone all Harvy"

by ManOnAMission August 6, 2009

Tax-Loss Harvesting

Tax-loss harvesting is a technique used to lower your taxes while maintaining the expected risk and return profile of your portfolio. It harvests previously unrecognized investment losses to offset taxes due on your other gains and income.

Tax-Loss Harvesting can significantly increase your portfolio's after tax returns.

by Finance guy October 9, 2012

farm-stand harvest

Refers to the pathetic practice of as few particularly-unscrupulous/selfish folks who go around to unattended produce-booths that typically pop up in late Summer and early Fall, carefully note which of the stands use unsecured "purely on the honor system" money-containers like screw-top canning-jars or snap-top coffee-cans, and then wait till late enough in the afternoon when the "unprotected" booths' cash-containers would logically be about the "most heavy with the day's fruit and therefore ripe for the plucking", but still a little while before the farmers would likely arrive back at their stands to close up shop and collect their money... the greedy light-fingered shysters then hastily empty out the containers into their own pockets and leave without anyone's being the wiser.

It's just too bad that you can't trust people nowadays with even fairly small amounts of cash laying around! Fruit/vegetable gardeners will do well to take steps to foil farm-stand harvesters --- one of the best ways is to n-e-v-e-r simply leave ordinary easily-opened/broken containers for legitimate customers to leave their money for purchasing the booth's produce --- instead you'll want to supply a "drop it in the slot"-based money-container, and have the container firmly/solidly fastened down so that it cannot be readily "lifted" and transported elsewhere to be forced open later. I would recommend a heavy-walled plywood or metal box with glue-covered countersink-embedded deck-screws or welded-together bolts that cannot simply be unscrewed, and have the box securely bolted to the farm-stand's main framing-timbers where it cannot be simply pried loose by hand.

by QuacksO September 9, 2018