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youtube kids

the crutch of modern parenting

if your baby does a poopy in their diaper and you don't wanna clean it up, just slap on Cocomelon. no reason to solve your parenting problems :D
the joke here is me criticizing the stuff youtube kids content includes; as in the types of videos that masquerade as kids content but have topics that are not appropriate for the intended audience

that also goes for the life hack channels; there was one video where a girl replaced the cream in an Oreo cookie with toothpaste and gave it to someone else in class. THAT'S ATTEMPTED POISONING, AND YET THEY'RE PROMOTING THIS AS KIDS CONTENT.
by CarkyAmster June 29, 2024
mugGet the youtube kidsmug.

The YouTubes

A way to say white people.

For example.. white can be shortened to “yt”, which is also another way for saying YouTube.
The YouTubes are not oppressed
by Go_offqueen456 June 15, 2022
mugGet the The YouTubesmug.

Youtube shorts

Brainrot, kills attention span
Also has skinidi toilet
Don't watch youtube shorts, it will destroy your attention span
by Dicksucker1000 October 25, 2023
mugGet the Youtube shortsmug.

YouTube crosstalk

Refers to an unwanted "spilling over" of sound between two different YouTube contributors who are each making separate videos in fairly-close proximity to each other, and thus da mike on Person A's camera "overhears" da words from Person's B's spoken commentary, and vise-versa.
If two people want to collaborate on da making of a video --- i.e., combine da best footage-clips from their individual cameras post-production into one complete "from two different vantage-points" documentary --- they should try to film from locales out-of-earshot from each other in order to avoid YouTube crosstalk.
by QuacksO February 25, 2025
mugGet the YouTube crosstalkmug.

YouTube job

Any occupation where you have so much free time that you can safely watch YouTube without fear of repercussions.
I just started this new maintenance gig and it's already turning into a YouTube job.
by Invictus912 October 12, 2018
mugGet the YouTube jobmug.

youtube

A web-site where no one gives a shit about GOOD CONTENT and instead cares more about being "FAMILY FRIENDLY".
Susan works at "YOUTUBE".
by javierrr-.- November 6, 2020
mugGet the youtubemug.

Youtube

youtube

is a platform where you can go to find millions of videos uploaded by humans and people, you can find almost any video that you want to watch
by UMMMbr0 January 7, 2019
mugGet the Youtubemug.

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