Poppletons Law

Poppletons Law - An often used employment caveat in which fuckwits of no education, qualifications, experience or knowledge find themselves in high job positions basically because their face fits.

Poppletons Law “ how the fuck did that idiot go from floor cleaner to director in two years?”
“ Nice tits so they used Poppletons Law”

by JonnyBatman May 24, 2023

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Andrew's Law

As the assets under management of an investment company goes up, the name gets equally dumber.

WisdomTree Trust is an example of Andrew's Law. They manage a lot of money, but their name is fucken dumb.

by Resistant January 6, 2021

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Frog's Law

A corollary of Bidoof's Law that states: you can always count on a TERF who engages in online trolling to be a minor.

There is a certain catharsis in knowing that some of the internets most hateful trolls are just dumb kids. Just the other day I saw a thread of TERF memes on twitter. Low and behold, the user was a minor. Frog's Law strikes again.

by Gay Frög October 23, 2020

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Boyle's Law

In London England, people, for whatever reason, tend to walk on the wrong side of the sidewalk. Everywhere else in the world, people generally walk on the same side of te sidewalk that they drive their car on. Maybe it's because they are so posh. Maybe it's because the Underground, or The Tube (lah-dee-dah!) helps to confuse people by telling them to stand on the right on the escalators while people overtake them on the left, but then in the walking tunnels and bike lanes tell them the opposite. Whatever it is, one London, L. Boyle, caught wind of this from a Canadian and invented a law:

Boyle's Law - walk on the same damn side of the sidewalk you drive on. Cut the shit or you're getting a shoulder.

You dumb bloke, you're walking on the wrong side of the sidewalk! Haven't you ever heard of fuckin' Boyle's Law??

by Yodobr February 21, 2017

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