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Johnny mad dog

An old leathery skinned man walking around high as a kite harassing women and stealing dogs

Some days he is your best mate some days he will flick yah the bird you never know what your gonna get
Johnny Mad dog just knocked of my missus and my dog the crazy old bloke
by Mad dog watchers November 18, 2023
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Johnny Treeboy

The baldest and shortest guy ever. He's so short he will drown in the shallow end of a swimming pool. got third place in danse competition
Joe: bro i was in a dance compotition and i got 4th
Mama: who got third?
Joe: johnny treeboy
by shady guy meth January 26, 2022
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Angel Jose "Christopher Robert Evans Is Johnny Storm" Robles: The First Juvenile Release.
by Theusurpedmammarygland February 4, 2025
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Vitamin Johnny

That sweet sweet white elixir shooting out of Johnny's tip that can cure all illnesses.
I was feeling under the weather, then I had a shot of Vitamin Johnny and I was good as new!
by Johnny's recipient November 28, 2024
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Johnny

Someone who has a very cute name, very amazing person, likes games and alot of merch,. Black hair (mostly), and pretty eyes!
"Johnny is so cute" -Girl1
"Whos johnny??" -Girl2
*Points* "Him!!" -Girl1
"omg!! Ikr?!?1" -Girl2
by PumpkinWhat January 15, 2022
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Johnny

1. An annoying person that exhibits elitist gamer mentality at the expense of common sense and social skills.

2. A person classified as a “Johnny” demonstrates the worst possible behavior and suffers from extreme mental retardation.
My friend from Canada is such a “Johnny” because he made a the mistake of purchasing Suicide Squad for full price and thinking it would be good.
by Chaos223 April 6, 2024
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Real Johnny

Peeeedophile scary rapist
Real Johnny is a rapist and pedo
by CynicalWolf September 28, 2019
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