Wow. He hasn't called me back. What a douche lord.
by melcourt August 25, 2010
1.Nobody likes corey because he is a Douche nugget
or
2.Dude why are you being such a Douche nugget?
or
2.Dude why are you being such a Douche nugget?
by mikey and brent September 06, 2008
by Pussy got everythang August 20, 2003
Douche Coupe: A person of such extremely lame character it's neither practical nor easy to handle- it's full on turbo sporting; a level of lameness that contrasts the utilitarian minivan of jerkoff (and even surpasses the douchiness of a giant lifted truck with those chrome testicles swinging from the bumper) with downright flamboyant, high-performance Ferrari-quality shortcomings.
Inspired partially by the classic oldie, "My little douche-coupe... You don't know what I got!"
Inspired partially by the classic oldie, "My little douche-coupe... You don't know what I got!"
by PaulAllensCard January 29, 2015
Any footwear worn by a Douche, Douche Bag, Douche Nozzle, et al.
Typically a Douche Moccasin can be identified more by the situation in which it is worn rather than by the type of footwear. Any footwear worn for the purposes of enhancing other's knowledge of the wearers general Douche status can be considered a Douche Moccasin.
Typically a Douche Moccasin can be identified more by the situation in which it is worn rather than by the type of footwear. Any footwear worn for the purposes of enhancing other's knowledge of the wearers general Douche status can be considered a Douche Moccasin.
Examples of Douche Moccasins include:
$500 basketball shoes being worn while NOT playing basketball, or while sucking at basketball, or at church/a funeral/a wedding.
ADIDAS massaging sandals worn as regular shoes.
Gators, worn for any reason
$500 basketball shoes being worn while NOT playing basketball, or while sucking at basketball, or at church/a funeral/a wedding.
ADIDAS massaging sandals worn as regular shoes.
Gators, worn for any reason
by Bobotron March 24, 2010
The leader of an entourage of douches who is loyally followed despite his incompetent acts of incompetence.
by llooop July 17, 2008