California Sober

A way of deluding yourself into thinking you are sober by getting high on weed. This delusion practice is often associated with former alcoholics.

John says he's California sober cause he only smokes weed now. He must be high. No one is that stupid.

by Mighty Slim February 22, 2025

California day

A day where you act like a movie star or famous person, the way people from California do, at least that is the way ignant people think they act all the time.

When you hand the cashier the money, you do it cool, like it was a California day.

by The Original Agahnim January 13, 2022

California

Hell

I feel suicidal because I live in California

by javkscript October 1, 2021

California stirfry

When an Asian man with a small penis has sexual intercourse with a californian woman

Did you hear that jessica and Mr.Wong had a California stirfry last night?

by ChinkBob August 22, 2019

California Roller Dog

California roller dog is the act of replacing gas station hot dogs with steamy, solid, and rigid turds.

Last Friday night me and ole Ricky mosied on down to the 7/11 on the corner and delivered em the California roller dogs they didn’t know they needed.

by Larry the hog squeeler May 15, 2024

california fish grill

When a group of Karen's sit on the metal outdoor dining furniture during a hot Cali day.

Karen, we need to eat inside. I'm not about to smell your California fish grill.

by Xtra Chromey Homie April 27, 2023

California lung butter

When a man’s genitals are fully inserted into an esophagus and ejaculation occurs into the respiratory system.

Took her home and gave her the ol’ California lung butter

by Gnatnoop February 15, 2025