California Cerulean Ohserpentus

The California Cerulean Ohserpentus is commonly found in dark, small spaces, like nightstands or in a pile of towels on a bedroom floor. It is nominally larger than than the California Caucasion Ohserpentus, but significantly smaller than the African version of the same species. The trademark attack of the Cerulean Ohserpentus involves a quivering exterior that moves slowly to and fro, and ultimately results in the victims convulsing, accompanied by verbal outbursts, from which the OHserpentus got its name.

Oh my! A California Cerulean Ohserpentus! I wonder if it has attacked anyone recently. Why else would it be on the floor?

by GoneSquatchin’ May 20, 2018

california snot rocket

when you snotrocket on a woman’s vagina and then fuck her

“can you do California Snot Rocket instead of using lube?

by ongangybro January 18, 2024

California Juicyfruit

High Potency Strain of Cannabis named for its fruity flavor amd region in which it was created.

This California juicyfruit is super dank.

by desmond45 April 16, 2009

California perfection

used to describe a woman's ass or boobs and how good they look that they might as well have come from California

man 1: hey see that girl, thats my ex
man 2: whoa I can't have her but she got that california perfection!
man 3: she may as well have come from california since her boobs are sooooo fresh
man 1: mmmmm...

by home is where you're happy July 23, 2018

California Almond Mound

Where a guy lays in a bathtub and thirteen or fourteen bitches (ugly or hot) shit on him till he’s swimming in the human shit waste.
After they have completed the task of filling the bathtub up with runny and chunky shit the man has to eat as much as he can to fill his stomach up. After that he then gags himself over the top of the toilet where new water comes in and flush the toilet then throws up the shit in the toilet. The toilet will then fill the toilet up with liquified shit and he has drink it all like a dog. If he is lucky he will get a couple of chuncks in it

I came back to my house and smelled what I thought was a California almond mound in my bathroom

by Big White Man July 3, 2021

california fun

The act of fitting both testicals in a vagina or anus.

" Hey baby, come back here. Lets have some california fun.

by IG: wyliesk8 July 7, 2016

California

pain made into a state. this state on the outside feels like a charming, warm rich state, but to all the locals, its nothing but hell raised up from the basement of the purely gates. homeless tents everywhere, crackheads invading 7-eleven, In-N-Out using white lounge chairs, trash everywhere, people getting into fights because of baseball. tourists of california, g ͔̀e̶̡͌ẗ̴͉́ ̶͓̏o ̱͆u ̥̀t̵͜͝ ̡̓ŵ̴̗h̴̞̓i̴͖͑l ̞͝ẹ̴̑ ̴̃͜y ̡̽ȍ̶̲ȕ̴̲ ̡̔s̵̡͒t̵͇͂i̶̙̒l̶̳̈́l̶͓̕ ̴̤̑c̴͉̀a̶̲̐n̶̙̽, ͍̂ ̴̲̀a ̠̅l̶͍̈l̴̫̋ ͍̍o ̙̈f̶̭̄ ̴̡͋t̴̫͊h ̧̔ĭ̴̮s ̙̄ ̙̓i ̩͌s ̥͝ ͍̋l̶͉̋í̴̯e ͔̓ṣ̴͑,̵̨̈́ ̴͈͝g ̘̂ŏ̶͜,̶͈̋ ̶̭̍ȓ̶̠u̶̘͋n ̼̓, ̜̀ ̲̂f̶͕̈a̴̗̅s ͙̏t ͉̚,̵̟͌ ͖͑R̴̡͔̀̓̏͠U ̭̯͎̖̻́͗̌̄́̕N ̛͍̩͗̌̀̈́̕ ̵̥͇͕̀͆ͅG ̪̗̯̻͑̇͜O ̤̳̲̜̹̹͠ ̴̧̟̖͍̺̐͛D ̙̳̺͊̒̈́͆̚O̵̰͖̳̓͆͝ ̨̗͍̰̓̅Ẁ̵̺͇̪̙̚̕͠H ̲̠̖͆̐̾͐̀͜A ̟͗T̴̩͓̩͈̓ ̼̭͖͍̏͌͛͆I̵̧̛͕̫̯ ͖͔̩̝͇̔̈́C ̟̳̠̋̅̀Ö̶̻̦͈̻̭̥̑̈͋̃̒U ̩̗̗͈̣̤̿L̵̦̓͝D ̟̏̏͝N̵̯̓̓̑͘͘'̴̜̜̽̚T ̡̲̤͓̎̑ͅ ̶̢̛̮̟̬̖̓Ǫ̶̛͚̮̪͔͖́R ̧͛͛͘ ̛͖̯̓̂̏Y̶͕͍̆O ̬̝̖͒U̴̡̪̾̔̚ ̵̞͇͉̫̏̀͜͠ͅW ̙͊̓͊̑͂͘I ̨̭͙̦͖̆̓̊̀̊͘͜L̶̛͈̔͊̚͝L ̛̳̤̀̐ ̩̈́͐̒B ͖͚̆͂̊͐͝Ḙ̵̼̙͇͖͐ ̯̙͖̇̒̀T̵͕̗̣̀͜R ̠̔́A̶̛͓͆̅̇P̴̛̞͔͔̻̰̿P ̡͆E ̢̛̜̯͕͍̀̒̚̕D̶̼͊͂ ̲̂̈́̓F̵̮̮̮̓̏̃̌̿͝Ỡ̴̢̦̻̰̱̼͂͋͠Ŕ̶̘̺̱̓̎́̎E̶̛̖͎̺̗̰̮̒͂V̵̲̔̊̅E ̹̘̻̥̏̈́̈̿̚R̴̖̝̭̈́͗̒͛̃̅ ̵̥̹̜͕̰̒ͅW̴͑̇͜A ͉̙͉̯̰͊͑͋̿̐R ̤̑̾̆̃̚N̴͓͑͆̇ ̡̨̞̮̖͔̔̋̂̿͊͘Ȇ̴̟̜V ̠̥̲̦̭̇̍͒̾̅È̴̮̞͖͆͆͆ͅR̵̡̲̦̱͑͋̓͠Y̴̻̏͘͠ͅO ̩̖̠̝̪̓N̵̢̡̬̲̰͓͋͑̾̈̓E ͈̔͒͂ ͈̭͌̈́͒̏͒͊͜ͅB̴͙̝͙͊͒E̵̥̥͙͛̐͝F ̢̨͚̮̺̓̋̍̈͐͊O ̡̞̞̩̫͈̂̌̉͛̎̐R ̼̲̮͓͐̍͘E ̺̰̔͗̂͋̈́͠ ̶̨̰̞̖̍̀̽̆͆ͅI̴̡̺̯͎̱͙͑T ̖͋͛S ̰̞̬́̅̉̏ ̴̨͖̩͚̞̫̃̚T ͖̬͔͉͑̄̉̊͆O ̋̕͜ ̙̦͎̹̼͓̿̕L ̗̬́A ̧͖͔̈͛T̶̥͐̇̐-̶̰̿ͅ

all of u.s.: oh look its the average california resident.

by t0ph4t1 July 24, 2023