Meat knuckles

When a person is so fat, you can’t even see their knuckles from how fat their hands are.

Tom: check out my new finger tat
Dave: nice meat knuckles fatass

by I love my ego August 26, 2022

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Knuckles the Echidna

a fucking loser from Sonic the Hedgehog

“Knuckles the Echidna is a dumb loser idiot”

by Ultlifeform February 11, 2023

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Five Knuckle Shuffle

When sticking your fist in someone’s anus and wiggling it around violently for pleasure.

This weekend my girl wants me to give her the five knuckle shuffle

by thicccboy99 June 12, 2019

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Siberian moose knuckle

the act of sticking your middle finger knuckle into the anus while jamming it around and looking for gold

Yo dude, i just got the craziest Siberian moose knuckle ever

by Jonathan toews 19 April 13, 2025

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A condition often aquired at the end of the NCAA Basketball season during Conference Championship Week and the first few rounds of the NCAA Basketball Championship--affectionally known as March Madness. It results from changing the channel every few seconds trying desperately to catch every second of every game, but in the end never fully achieving the satisfaction and release from the closure of seeing every play of every game.

Caller: "Dude, have you been watching March Madness hoops?"

Friend: "Hell yes! The only thing is, I've got to put a bag of frozen peas on my knuckles in between games. Having four games on at once is killing me, I've got a serious case of Blue Knuckle...it's a damn good thing I've got two hands!!!

by Guerre July 31, 2012

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