when you get shit on

Uzii booty shit head

Your gonna stink when you get shit on

by When you get shit on December 24, 2020

I dont fuck with that shit

When you don't wanna do something because that's not how you are.

some friend: "Hey , you wanna smoke this joint with three kind of plants?"

You: "Nah bro, I dont fuck with that shit."

by Idama5 October 3, 2017

Show him all shit

To beat someone severely within an inch of their life.

I'm gonna show him all shit!

by Webb2012 May 2, 2021

metric shit-fuck ton

Unit of Measurement: A Metric Shit-Fuck Ton is Metric Shit Load multiplied by a Metric Fuck Ton
Adjective: An amount of any substance, product, space or people that exceeded a rational thought and reasonable description.

Example: 2 Metric Shit Loads x 7 Metric Fuck Tons = 14 Shit-Fuck Tons

1) "Bro! Do we have enough booze for the party tonight?" , "Yeah Dude! We got a Metric Shit-Fuck Ton!"
2) "Hey Buddy! Is there enough room for the new Foosball table?", "Yeah Buddy! There's like 3 Metric Shit-Fuck Tons of room!"
3) "How much stupidity can one person posses??", "Judging by his actions, I'm going to say a Shit-Fuck Ton..."

by 214_west_wash March 16, 2020

poo slut shit balls

damn

poo slut shit balls, damn. that’s deep.

by uhhotpee December 25, 2020

shitting between two stones

It is used to describe an instance in which something, unexpectedly, goes very well for an individual. It is from the Scottish Highland tradition of finding two stones in the ideal location from which to defecate. In the 1297 at Stirling Bridge, William Wallace, prior to his battle with the English, found two ideally aligned stones to sit on for clearing his bowels. He attributed the victory to those two stones. It has been used in Scottish lore and colloquialisms, to described unexpected good fortune.

He won at the casino, but it was bigger than expected. It was like shitting between two stones.

by Wise Texan May 8, 2023

Shit bomb/Molotov cocktail

The act of shitting in a bag (optional add cum) and lighting on fire creating a “shit Molotov cocktail” and throwing it towards someone house.

Damn it’s a Shit bomb/molotov cocktail we better get ready to eat yum yum

by 42dicksinabag August 17, 2019