I should do what you do, And you should clean my balls

A phrase that is when you think someone is stupid and is not qualified for their job and you could do that something better and you already know what

Guy1: i just watched the movie aladdin i think its a good childrens movie that doesnt have a deep message
Guy2: well i watched it and its clearly critical of how poverty and the lower class are treated in egypt I should do what you do, And you should clean my balls

by Hugeballguy May 31, 2024

Clean your nose

A person is insinuating committing a homicide

Chad” I’m going to you your money man I swear”

Danny “ f*ck that I’m about to clean your nose”

by Mack daddy myles April 19, 2021

Clean Smurf

The act of tonguing a persons anus with such ferocity that the recipient finds themselves “clean” upon completion of the act; as well as the provider of such services finding themselves blue in the face from lack of consistent oxygen while attaching themselves to the surface of some lucky persons anus more efficiently then the vacuum at the car wash when it catches that Dunkin’ Donuts bag in your back seat.

Dude, I ain’t even gonna lie, that girl gave me a full blown clean Smurf, in the backseat of my Focus none the less, so yeah you should absolutely fuck her if you can make it happen

by EyeWoodSmazzSewHurd March 8, 2023

Clean guy

Suave looking sack of shit that hits on the fat girl while another sack of shit yahoos a forty of mickey’s

I’m thirsty, I’m making you the clean guy

by Lowkeygangstershit April 15, 2022

clean slip

Also known as the "clean slide"

The result of taking a tremendously fat shit, that was both sinfully delightful, guilty, odifourious, shameful but gratifying, but not needing to wipe a second time because it left no evidence.

also associated with "riders block" the condition in which riding a bicycle, motorcycle, horse, personal watercraft, or any activity that entailed prolonged impact on the buttocks, and delays defecation.

I was a little worried about shitting in the bathroom with no toilet paper, but thankfully I got the clean slip.

riders block

by Rammin R Dixon October 18, 2015

sight clean

A Clean weapon, No crimes affiliated with that weapon

Nigga, I'm bringing a sight clean to this fight.

by hahaahahahahahhaahahhahahaahah May 31, 2018

cleaned everybody's clock

give someone a beating.

"he went wild and cleaned everybody's clock down there in the dugout"

by Arminkshipper July 15, 2024