Someone who is cooler than Henley, Amy,Eleanor,Milly,Maude,Chacha,Ella and especially emily like she’s the best
Ur mum “have you heard about Jess Mckie?”
You “You mean the swaggiest girl in the world she’s legit cooler than everyone
You “You mean the swaggiest girl in the world she’s legit cooler than everyone
by Ur mums hot friends April 09, 2022
a very small girl who does nothing but eat and cry, everyday, on repeat, and will continue to do this for the rest of her life.
i’d hate to be jess quinlan
by shreksswamp69 May 11, 2020
a mysterious figure on twitter that seems to be everywhere. like, you think you're just scrolling and before you know it you've followed her. don't worry, needn't stress, with over 17k followers you're probably low on his hitlist.
some call them the head of innittwt, but all i know is that tommy likes their tweets on main, recognises him, and she has an impressive catalogue of big accounts following him.
some call them the head of innittwt, but all i know is that tommy likes their tweets on main, recognises him, and she has an impressive catalogue of big accounts following him.
twitter user 1: "wait, who is jess mellohibench?"
twitter user 2: "someone you follow."
twitter user 1: "i don't follow them though?"
twitter user 2: *takes phone* "now you do. you probably liked a million of his tweets already, you might as well."
twitter user 1: "thanks?"
twitter user 2: "someone you follow."
twitter user 1: "i don't follow them though?"
twitter user 2: *takes phone* "now you do. you probably liked a million of his tweets already, you might as well."
twitter user 1: "thanks?"
by raccoon_rori October 17, 2022