hooks and cooks

optimum heat.

A hot, enclosed oven, in which the duck hangs from hooks and cooks by radiant heat, is ideal.

by hooks and cooks guy September 16, 2010

Grappling Hook

When a guy with a skinny dick has to wrap the condom around his balls in order for it to stay in

Boy 1: how do I put this condom on?
Boy 2: you gotta grappling hook it

by Rbrowne February 17, 2022

Full hook-up

A service offered at upscale campgrounds. Often involving strangers entering campers and multiple penetrations.

Amish full hookups are very similar but include tents and the use of a lot of lard.

Some guy looking like Gary Busey broke into my camper last night and gave my best friend a full hook-up. Now he understands KOA prison rape.

by John Galt 2021 July 19, 2022

Fish Hook

a boy with a big curvy d*ck

“Girl I was with him last night, chile he had a FISH HOOK”

by kalon03 April 16, 2022

The Crusty Fish Hook aka The DB

A deviation of the Dirty Sanchez wherin the perpator fish hooks the female in the mouth versus rubbing under her nose , most often performed while wearing a Hawiian shirt and proclaiming "This is Unacceptable".

When I gave her a The Crusty Fish Hook aka The DB, she made a noise like "grfthh" or "borfthh".

by Icantbelievemysenseofhumor March 9, 2010

fallopian fish hook

The form of birth control known as an IUD (intra-uterine device) EXPIRES EVERY THREE YEARS

My ex’s fallopian fish hook expired and now I have a toddler

by Tnorth October 30, 2023

good to hook

good to go/all set; military slang often used by paratroopers/commandos referring to their parachute rigs and being good to go to 'hook' their static line up for a jump

once we get this part done right here we're good to hook

by finishedclub April 25, 2024