Fire Retarded

When you intentionally set out to make a fire with bad intentions, but the fire never happens.

Person 1: I put my campfire right next to my pile of highly combustible twigs.
Person 2: Did you start a wildfire?
Person 1: No, I'm fire retarded.

by foxkat January 04, 2021

dick fired

when ur pp Is steamy from pleasure

I was dick fired

by periodwithtrans January 26, 2023

Blazing fire

When someone is smoking crack.

Dan and Scott were blazing fire last night.

by Dr bellows95 January 17, 2020

Ugandan Fire

Both Partners Raise Their Left Hands And Precede To Toss Each Others Right Hand Into A Fire In The Middle Of Uganda.

Sean And I Just Did A Ugandan Fire And Anderson Watched In Pleasure.

by Muñañyo April 30, 2021

faced the fire

When one hooks up with, or more specifically, goes down on a red haired person, i.e. a ginger, or fire crotch.

He removed his pants and before I knew it, I had faced the fire.

by GendelA August 31, 2010

Status Fire

The fire that burns in your eyes after seeing the worst phrase imaginable. Comes from Discord's Status feature, which can be customized however the user desires - sometimes to bad effect

PrancerMane's Status: "I like women and big hot sweaty steamy men

mmmmm big men :yum:"
Magnogen: "The Status Fire! It burns! It burns!"
Rutherford: "My eyes BURN"

by hydronesium September 17, 2021

Cannon Fire

When you put a cannon up a girls pussy or ass and fire a cannon ball out covered in cum making her cum more times then she has ever done in her life in one night but making her exploded in the process.

Friend : Yo dude i fucked the hell out of a girl last night making her cum 3 times

You: But dude did you use cannon fire

Friend: No
You: well it makes a girl cum more times in her life in one day then her whole life but making her exploded too
Friend: I'm trying that next

by Retard Mike December 05, 2018