A woman who enjoys the company of gay men. They can often be mistaken for a married couple... because simply spending that much time together they gain a friendship which is very close to a married relationship. Because like a married relationship they love eachother, while they can't stand eachother, and there is no sex.
Hag: "OMG! You are such a mean bitch! You have no feelings!"
Fag: "Oh really... well you are an over-emotional whiny bitch!"
Hag: "God I hate you!"
Fag: "Fine if you feel that way... I get the diamonds... you can keep the kids!"
Hag: "Ummm... we're not married... we are too broke to have diamonds... and there are no kids!"
Fag: "Oh yeah... sorry... felt like I was married for a moment."
Hag: "It's okay..."
Fag: "You want to go scoop out some hot boys?"
Hag: "Sure."
Fag: "You know I love ya fag hag! And you can't deny you love your fag!"
Hag: "No I can't! Love you too!"
Actual fight with my fag... I'm a self admitted fag hag... and well... I love it!!
Fag: "Oh really... well you are an over-emotional whiny bitch!"
Hag: "God I hate you!"
Fag: "Fine if you feel that way... I get the diamonds... you can keep the kids!"
Hag: "Ummm... we're not married... we are too broke to have diamonds... and there are no kids!"
Fag: "Oh yeah... sorry... felt like I was married for a moment."
Hag: "It's okay..."
Fag: "You want to go scoop out some hot boys?"
Hag: "Sure."
Fag: "You know I love ya fag hag! And you can't deny you love your fag!"
Hag: "No I can't! Love you too!"
Actual fight with my fag... I'm a self admitted fag hag... and well... I love it!!
by Dani Girl Fag Hag January 10, 2006
Get the fag hag mug.n: A ginger/ginger kid. A person with red hair and freckles. Has no soul and comes in the variety of homosex.
by AnonoCat March 7, 2011
Get the ginger fag mug.A woman who keeps the company of mainly gay men, and puts their needs above her own and anyone she is currently dating. This type of woman also though will deny it wants to secretly sleep with their GBFF (Gay Best Friend Forever). Also the relationship between her and her "fag" boarders on the creepy almost too close for comfort side.
by m.r. darcy March 12, 2009
Get the Fag Hag mug.A guy who pretends to be gay but is really just trying to sleep with all the women that become his friend after they think he's gay.
Dude 1: That gay dude just grabbed that girl's tit and she didn't get mad!
Dude 2: It's cuz he's gay.
Dude 4: No, he's a vag fag. They all think he's gay but check that boner he's rockin when he's surrounded by chicks.
Dude 2: It's cuz he's gay.
Dude 4: No, he's a vag fag. They all think he's gay but check that boner he's rockin when he's surrounded by chicks.
by $ED$ April 30, 2011
Get the vag fag mug.(n.) One who follows a homosexual guy for lack of own social life or out of extreme love. A hag is an exclusively heterosexual woman, often a young teenage girl, who is attached to her "fag" to the point of making frequent phone calls, excessive texting, nights out in gay bars, clubbing, shopping trips, spa trips, trips abroad, and sometimes even getting a joint mortgage. The hag has the ultimate power to veto dates, grade outfits, disillusion insecurities of her "fag". The relationship between a hag and her "fag" is sacred, characterised by extraordinary protectiveness.
Related: The male best friend of a homosexual guy is known as "fag stag", providing he is heterosexual. The homosexual guy whose social contacts are mainly secure heterosexual guys is known as "stag fag".
Related: The male best friend of a homosexual guy is known as "fag stag", providing he is heterosexual. The homosexual guy whose social contacts are mainly secure heterosexual guys is known as "stag fag".
by Sasha Henke February 17, 2006
Get the fag hag mug.A soccer fag is anyone who has an extensive interest in-
-the game soccer
-the equipement of soccer
-the 'atheletes' of soccer
-homosexuality
These complete douche bags also find it amusing to talk in a wog accent...
They also-
- refuse to acknowledge any other sport besides their own sport from which their name derives from. No matter how masculine and anti-soccer the sport is, it is aparently gay and no comparison to the sport in which 55% of all games end in 0-0.
Also note they refuse to call their 'sport' its true name, they insist on calling it football and not soccer.
Advice: AVOID AT ALL COSTS!
-the game soccer
-the equipement of soccer
-the 'atheletes' of soccer
-homosexuality
These complete douche bags also find it amusing to talk in a wog accent...
They also-
- refuse to acknowledge any other sport besides their own sport from which their name derives from. No matter how masculine and anti-soccer the sport is, it is aparently gay and no comparison to the sport in which 55% of all games end in 0-0.
Also note they refuse to call their 'sport' its true name, they insist on calling it football and not soccer.
Advice: AVOID AT ALL COSTS!
Athelete: Hey man, sorry i didnt talk to you before, i had to get to *any sport other than soccer* practice. How are you?
Soccer fag: *in awful wog accent* oh you dont play football wtf bro! are you gay?! football is da best football 4 life eshays!
Athelete: No, speak english you retard!
Soccer fag: *in awful wog accent* oh you dont play football wtf bro! are you gay?! football is da best football 4 life eshays!
Athelete: No, speak english you retard!
by BIG DIESEL! September 29, 2009
Get the Soccer fag mug.I.One who wears sandals to social events, around the house, or with lady friends.
II.One who wears sandals in the winter.
II.One who wears sandals in the winter.
Jon:...Dude are you wearing sandals?!
Mark:Yeah, whats up?
Jon: Jesus! You're such a goddamn sandal-fag, do you wear those when you wack off?!
Mark:Yeah, whats up?
Jon: Jesus! You're such a goddamn sandal-fag, do you wear those when you wack off?!
by Chowganhime January 25, 2009
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