half-cousin

Parent's half-sibling's child.

My half-cousin is a good person.

by Mr. Jacov November 23, 2019

fourth cousin-nibling

Fourth cousin's child.

My fourth cousin-nibling is a good person.

by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019

half-cousin

Parent's half-sibling's child; the relative who has with the other person only one grandparent in common, but parents are different.

My half-cousin is a good person.

by Usery May 2, 2021

double-cousin-uncle

Son of their grandparent’s full sibling with the other grandparent’s full sibling.

My double-cousin-uncle is a good person.

by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019

Cousin Dickhead

That one cousin who your parents always compare you to because they are more successful than you.

Your cousin dickhead doesn't play video games, he's to busying learning how to do accounting.

by Spiderwikipeida June 3, 2024

sesqui-cousin

A child of a parent's half-sibling with the other parent’s full sibling; the relative who has with the other person only three grandparents in common, but parents are different.

My sesqui-cousin is a good person.

by Usery May 2, 2021

Convenient Autistic Cousin

Convenient Autistic Cousin is a (Theoretical) relative, usually between 4-7 year old who is autistic once you tell someone that you are Autistic.

Allistic people attempt to use this theoretical relative as a way of saying "You don't look Autistic (Because there is a stigma about relation between Autistic folk and mental disability)" to either invalidate you or as an incredibly bad attempt to relate to you in some way.

Somehow said Cousin is always male and younger than teenage years. Sometimes might be preceded (or followed by) phrase "You don't look Autistic!". Nobody ever actually has seen the cousin in question, Our Scientists believe said person to be in quantum state where they appear in Allistic mind only when they are faced with reality that the person they talk to is Autistic; and seems to disappear the moment he (Convenient Autistic Cousin) is no longer needed.

"Oh I'm Autistic by the way"
"Oh, you Don't Look Autistic, I have a Convenient Autistic Cousin who is 5 and he doesn't behave like you"
"BRUH"

by RockCat89 April 9, 2024