this is the school that costs 40k a year with no benefits.
Reasons not to even walk past the school:
1. there is no football. what kind of college doesnt have football?
2. a school that also is cutting half of the sports teams it hsa left.
3. only sports left are soccer and field hockey
4. the only good food is at mcdonalds
5. public safety will try and pull you over, nobody will stop
6. somehow rush hour lasts from 7am all the way til 1040PM when classes end.
7. AU is the former drug capital of NW DC.
8. They have gone in the last 10 years from a hot party scene to a drug/alcahol free war zone
9. In 2001 the government raided our private residences and stole all the drugs.
10. we all still do drugs
Reasons not to even walk past the school:
1. there is no football. what kind of college doesnt have football?
2. a school that also is cutting half of the sports teams it hsa left.
3. only sports left are soccer and field hockey
4. the only good food is at mcdonalds
5. public safety will try and pull you over, nobody will stop
6. somehow rush hour lasts from 7am all the way til 1040PM when classes end.
7. AU is the former drug capital of NW DC.
8. They have gone in the last 10 years from a hot party scene to a drug/alcahol free war zone
9. In 2001 the government raided our private residences and stole all the drugs.
10. we all still do drugs
by knowledgeJW October 24, 2006
1. A generic college name
2. A junior college
3. A small, no-name college
4. An obscure college
5. A junior-junior-junior-junior-junior college
Coined by Adam Carolla, ex-host of radio show "Loveline with Dr. Drew and Adam Carolla"
2. A junior college
3. A small, no-name college
4. An obscure college
5. A junior-junior-junior-junior-junior college
Coined by Adam Carolla, ex-host of radio show "Loveline with Dr. Drew and Adam Carolla"
1. My school is so small, it doesn't have a name. I go to the the University of College.
2. My school is so obscure, I might as well say I go to the the University of College.
3. Adam: ...next caller, Andy, you're 24. What's your question?
Caller: Yeah, uhh. I go to this crappy college and I really like this girl, but... (cut-off by Adam)
Adam: What college do you go to?
Caller: I'd rather not say.
Adam: Okay, then I'll hang up on you. Look you all you idiots out there, just say something or I'm going to hang up on you, okay? I don't care if you say you attend the University of College so long as you say something! Next Caller.
2. My school is so obscure, I might as well say I go to the the University of College.
3. Adam: ...next caller, Andy, you're 24. What's your question?
Caller: Yeah, uhh. I go to this crappy college and I really like this girl, but... (cut-off by Adam)
Adam: What college do you go to?
Caller: I'd rather not say.
Adam: Okay, then I'll hang up on you. Look you all you idiots out there, just say something or I'm going to hang up on you, okay? I don't care if you say you attend the University of College so long as you say something! Next Caller.
by Tom Braker February 26, 2011
by John Dough March 07, 2006
A university for those who got rejected from Penn State. Pitt is an inferior education and have a non-existent football program. Graduates look forward to working as local Walmart greeters and fast-food cashiers.
by the white lion November 26, 2008
A "University" in Pittsburgh, PA that features subpar sports teams that wish they were half as good as their neighbors from the south, West Virginia University.
Dude, the University of Pittsburgh got their asses handed to them by the Mountaineers last Thanksgiving!
by WVU_Jay July 02, 2006
11th best public school in the U.S.? OK, because everyone in academia knows that CU-Boulder stands among schools like William & Mary, UCLA, Wisconsin, and so forth. Last time I checked out the U.S. News & World Report college rankings, CU was considered the 77th-ranked school in the nation. Right below Michigan State (and right next to Harvard of course).
According to the National Center for Education Statistics, CU-Boulder's IQ-range for the ACT is 24-28. That means that if you sit in on a class at CU, there's a one-in-four chance that the kid next to you got less than a 24 on the ACT. That means there's a 25% chance the kid next to you hasn't learned how to tie his shoes or feed himself yet.
Well, excuse me if I'm not blown away by CU's imagined prestige.
According to the National Center for Education Statistics, CU-Boulder's IQ-range for the ACT is 24-28. That means that if you sit in on a class at CU, there's a one-in-four chance that the kid next to you got less than a 24 on the ACT. That means there's a 25% chance the kid next to you hasn't learned how to tie his shoes or feed himself yet.
Well, excuse me if I'm not blown away by CU's imagined prestige.
CU student: Dude, I heard from my cousin from Maine that the University of Colorado is like, practically, the Harvard-of-the-West. Like, we got the smartest kids 'n' everything, and everyone's dying to go here.
CU student 2: I thought so bro, let's finish this bowl off and touch each other and talk about stuff we don't understand.
Real-life UVA student: There's a university in Colorado?
CU student 2: I thought so bro, let's finish this bowl off and touch each other and talk about stuff we don't understand.
Real-life UVA student: There's a university in Colorado?
by WESTC0ASTSTUDENT November 30, 2009
The birthplace of the entire concept of kinesiology. Also, it's the only kinesiology program worth attending, save for the one at McMaster University.
Student 1: Hey, I got into kinesiology at York.
Student 2: What are you going to do, work as a gym teacher? University of Waterloo is where it's at!
Student 2: What are you going to do, work as a gym teacher? University of Waterloo is where it's at!
by UWkinner January 26, 2011