Canada Wet

A sex position were you pour ginger ale down someone's ass.

I gave your sister a Canada Wet yesterday.

by Mother deleter December 29, 2021

Canada

A place where if you die, nobody knows if you will die in real life.

If you die in Canada, do you die in real life?

by Bbb23’s left testicle October 27, 2023

Canada's History

Taking the most vile sexual act you've ever committed and using the term "Canada's History" to refer to it among close friends.

Remember when that girl aspirated on my shit when I pulled a, ahem, "Canada's History" on her, and left her in a ditch afterward?

by colbertfan91918 February 4, 2010

Canada's History

A sex act only successfully performed once by Steven Colbert with Barbara Streisand's nose and lots of baby powder.

Yeah, he Canada's history -'d her REAL good!

by TheWorkman February 4, 2010

Canada

A supposed Country which is not real.

Person 1: Hey, did you hear about Canada?
Person 2: Dude, Canada isn't real.

by Spaoggers May 23, 2022

President of Canada

A poisition which does not exist (yet).
Canada, as it is today, is a Constitutional Monarchy.
However, due th canada's Queen being the British QUeen, a pseudo-Presidential post, the Governor-General exists.
The Current Governor-General of Canada is David Johnston.

If not for Queen Elizabeth II, David Johnston whould have been President of Canada.

by Glide08 January 1, 2017

Upper Canada Migratory Bird Sanctuary

A campground close to Morrisburgh,ON.

I want to go to the Upper Canada Migratory Bird Sanctuary

by Dandras Anderson June 13, 2014