TANK

The Cool Mason who gets all the bitches plays Reinhardt

"your the tank Mason"

by Thedicebaron November 16, 2022

Tank

Verb.
To absorb the force of something without much pause or effort, almost as if you were in an actual tank.

Those waves looked huge, but he completely tanked them!

by jabersson August 24, 2025

Built like a tank

A Nokia cellphone.

"Your boy just got a new phone."
"What kind?"
"Built like a tank."

by BiggieBagelz November 5, 2023

Guatemalean Thomas the Tank Engine

When two train cars seperate, so now a passanger must strap themselves upside down(Like a bat) to the back of one train wagon and a second passanger(on the second car) must give head(a blowjob) to the person strapped to the first car to form a link between the two wagons once more

"Oh no the train cars seperated! We'll have to do the Guatemalean Thomas the Tank Engine"

by Walter "Flashbang" White March 11, 2025

Tanked

When someone or something's dog dies

Tim:how's your dog
Deji:he... he got tanked

by Rutrow73 December 15, 2020

uncle thomas the tank engine

he is an uncle to everyone

1 cocksucker: hey my uncle is thomas the tank engine, his name is uncle thomas the tank engine
2 cocksucker: shut the fuck up you faggot and stop snorting coke

by DreamyBullXXX is gay November 14, 2022

Thomas the Tank Engine Pipeline

Anonymous Caller: Me and my cousin do the Thomas the Tank Engine Pipeline for fun.

Whataburger Employee: What's that?

Anonymous Caller: Its where you take a Thomas the Tank Engine toy and put in a condom and shove it in each other's ass.

Whataburger Employee: Sounds like fun I'll try it after work!

You take a Thomas the Tank Engine toy and put in a condom and shove it in your ass or another's ass for fun; then you have a Thomas the Tank Engine Pipeline.

by An Enthusiast of Pipelines December 12, 2022