When the Kiwis combined Shed with mattress and scared the Japanese so much, they decided not to invade. It was invented after the emu wars luckily for the emus
Soldier: Sir they have a bob Semple tank.
General: Lower your weapons buys we have to surrender, there's nothing we can do...
General: Lower your weapons buys we have to surrender, there's nothing we can do...
by John Trevor Stumpery February 19, 2024
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A.K.A Dale B (Urban Dictionary does not permit use of full names)
Know as Tavern Tank after only two visits to his 'new local'. Has been victorious in arm wrestles and drinking competitions.
A.K.A Dale B (Urban Dictionary does not permit use of full names)
Know as Tavern Tank after only two visits to his 'new local'. Has been victorious in arm wrestles and drinking competitions.
by Funkatize October 5, 2008
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Tank 18 is frequented by many electricians also.
Tank 18 is frequented by many electricians also.
by The cuck April 18, 2024
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Tom: Do you think Bob likes guys?
Alex: I don't know, but I heard he was filling the tank last night.
Alex: I don't know, but I heard he was filling the tank last night.
by MagentaMan March 15, 2024
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Dude: O MY GOD IM GOING TO TANK !!!!
*he runs to the bathroom*
Dude2: O my god hes tanking in my bathroon ....
*he runs to the bathroom*
Dude2: O my god hes tanking in my bathroon ....
by Mark-Shadows October 30, 2009
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Hound: Tank's empty, bro. Need to refuel with a burger and spicy ketchup.
Hound: Tank's empty, bro. Need to refuel with a burger and spicy ketchup.
by KnightofNerdom June 18, 2019
Get the tank's empty mug.A legend told about the reformer Martin Luther and that he had a septic tank outside of the church he used to work at. When this sentence is used it means that someone's backyard or garden is filthy.
1. Bro this place looks like Martin Luther's Septic Tank
2. Indeed bruh my bad
1. I'm going to throw Martin Luther's Septic Tank at you
2. Indeed bruh my bad
1. I'm going to throw Martin Luther's Septic Tank at you
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