Matt blow

A self centered piece of shit , he is the biggest pussy you will meet , also very smart with no altheticism ... he gets no pussy because he’s not the best looking but is a good guy over all also has a problem with smoking.
Matt blow is such a piece of shit.
by Mo Bamba December 14, 2018
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matt rich

Always complaining broke but yet always buying things!
Yo that nigga is matt rich!
by lickapuss February 12, 2015
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Matt Sheldon

Matt Sheldon is a professional footballer (soccer player) who has played for multiple clubs in the US and Germany, and has had a great career and now currently plays for the Hartford Athletic in the USL Championship. He has a YT channel called Become elite in which he blogs his career and gives advice- he is incredibly inspiring and motivating to watch and gives a true attachment to his viewers by showing the ups and downs of football. He is my idol.
Matt Sheldon is playing tonight vs LA Galaxy
Wow, I feel bad for LA Galaxy because Matt Sheldon is the goat. I wonder if he’ll blog the game?
by Fat weirdo 2 May 04, 2023
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matt dylan

matt dylan is coming to see us
by matt dylan March 30, 2022
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Matt Bozo

The absolute coolest guy around. Can’t believe how awesome he is. Father of Mace. Lover of Reba. Probably great to hug.
I’m so happy to be eating dinner with Matt Bozo tonight.
by Mbt79 December 03, 2021
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matt-bruce effect

the godly gift laid upon men on (already taken) girls making all of the birds go bananas.
Bird #1: Omg it’s Matt
Bird #2: Oh wow he’s soo cute!
Bird #3: We love you Matt!!!
Matt: What can I say, it’s the matt-bruce effect
by Ursecretsanta November 30, 2020
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Matt Bruce Effect

The godly gift laid upon Matt Bruce on (already taken) girls making all of the birds drive bananas.
Bird #1: Omg it’s Matt!
Bird #2: Oh wow he’s sooo cute!
Bird #3: WE LOVE YOU MATT!!!
Matt: What can I say, it’s the Matt Bruce Effect.
by Ursecretsanta November 28, 2020
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