You remind me of a software update. When I see you I usually think "not now."

What you say to someone you don't like.

You remind me of a software update. When I see you I usually think "not now."

by Pialinist January 1, 2024

Girlfriends (u see whats coming)

They never last.

"He's probably cheating on me" said the girlfriend (she was cheating on him)

"should include the word being defined" said the crybaby. "Fine" said the me.

Girlfriends (u see whats coming)

by Me bois March 22, 2021

See Rocked

Almost like an outer body experience, but seeing yourself passed out.

Knocked out beyond that what is visably considered knocked out.

Pablo: Bring me coffee bro, I'm dying.
9 hours later
Ty: My bad bro, I gotchu next time, I was see rocked.

Pablo : Damn bro you was see rocked last night.
Ty: Yeah bro, I passed out on the stairs upside down. I kept trying to tell my body to move.

by Dark5tar August 7, 2018

Seeing Eye Goal

From Association Football; a weakly shot ball that manages to find its way into the net due to goal tender inattention or error.

See also seeing eye single

"The Yanks managed a tie England thanks to a seeing eye goal off Green in 2010

by TimGee250 February 12, 2013

Daddy is seeing other people

Daddy is a slang term used to denote hamstrings or other large muscle groups used in running and the term "seeing other people" denotes not firing properly but delivering the bad news in the form of a euphemism.

Damn, I came out of the gates a little bit too quick the other day during the half and well...daddy is seeing other people.

by TL39 May 6, 2024

Can't See Me

Can't see me was a theory explored by Albert Einsten on why John Cena can't be seen by the naked eye. Within the first week of investigations Einstein had a blood vessel burst near his heart, leading to his death.

You Can't See Me!

by Killthetaxman May 9, 2022

Well you see

1: A term used to jokingly evade having to answer any question.
2: A term used to jokingly refute someone's statement.

1:
A: You're gay.
B: Well you see.

2:
A: Counterstrike sucks.
B: Well you see.

by TotallyNotDario January 13, 2021