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Artificial Brain

a smart phone, cell phone
esp for people under 40 years old
students take pics of notes or test reviews, but cannot find them amongst the thousands of selfies & texts a day
people walk off cliffs, into sewer holes, or miss the UFOs flying over, or bigfoot strolling by
one of the highest forms of narcissism OR filming illegal events
put your artificial brains away, we are taking a test
by Alpino February 1, 2023
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angel brains

When a person is always thinking about the well being of others almost as much as an angel. Or a girl that once you have sex with her, your brain turns to mush because her vagina was too heavenly for you to even.
Stephanie's angel brains sent me straight to the E.R. it was so Godly.
by dstorm94 June 13, 2016
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dude brain

Dudebrain is when you are thinking about sex during a totally innocent and nonchalant conversation with a woman or a man (if tthats your preference).
"Man sorry that chick that walked by got me dude brained."
"Sorry I haven't gotten laid in a while. Dude brain happens."
by jennaveveism April 5, 2014
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Brain smoothie

Brain Smoothie (noun):
A slang term used to describe a lobotomy, a surgical procedure that involves removing or damaging parts of the brain in order to treat mental illness or behavioral disorders. The term "brain smoothie" emphasizes the idea that the procedure turns the brain into a blended, mushy texture, similar to a fruit smoothie.
Example usage:
"I can't believe they gave Loreen a brain smoothie just because she had a few mood swings. That's way too extreme of a treatment!"
by Sofia Loreen April 27, 2023
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Goblin Brain

When your brain becomes a goblin when it's gets stimulated buy the good loot/lore or renting out your head rent free but it's a goblin .
Hey dude this game had my Goblin Brain freaking out
by ThePlatformerAU December 9, 2022
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Bagger Brains

Like ‘Retard.’ Someone like-minded with an employee at a grocery store whom bags groceries.
Mikey! Did you just try wiping your ass with a steel cloth? You got bagger brains!
by Mesquitoe July 3, 2023
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Brain Confetti

When the brains of a person is ruptured and rains down like confetti.
1) After the Patriots victory in Super Bowl XLIX, some Seahawks fans celebrated with brain confetti.
2) reporter: "Tom, I'm standing here at the scene of a very violent car crash. One of the drivers didn't make it as brain confetti started to pour down. Tom, back to you."
by Metal munchies February 18, 2015
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