fire truck

This is a game where someone says "say fire truck when you want me to stop", Then they do something to you.. then when you say "RED LIGHT", they say "fire trucks don't stop at red lights".

guy: wanna play fire truck?
girl: sure, but what is it,
guy: say red light when you want me to stop

girl: okay..?
guy: *puts hand up thigh*

girl: RED LIGHT 😟
guy: fire trucks don't stop at red lights >:,)

by kohanatemporary June 27, 2021

fire insurance

As in hellfire. When a wealthy individual, having rapaciously climbed the ladders of success to get to the top, feels pangs of guilt for the unethical deeds done along the way to get there. Fearing a legacy of scorn, or, if a believer, an eternity of damnation, he or she takes out "fire insurance" in the form of donations to charity and / or public displays of contrition at speaking events, etc.

Marco: Looks like another Ted Talk from a dot com billionaire decrying capitalism—a little fire insurance never hurt, did it?

Polo: Yeah, that person also just had a new building named after her downtown. It's a homeless shelter. The employees of the old companies she destroyed live there now.

by Helvidius October 19, 2019

Hanging fire

Massive burning diarrhea you get after eating REALLY spicy food

Damn dude, you put the ghost pepper hot sauce on you're wings? your going to be hanging fire tonight!

by Joey J-Boo June 12, 2023

Fire crotch

Usually referred to people with red hair and ginger pubes.

Girl: Hey did you hear what fire crotch just said?

Boy: Do you mean that ginger Jameson?

Girl: The alcohol?
Boy: Sure, sure..

by themasterginge June 21, 2023

Chauncey Fire

Chauncey’s magnum dong

Chauncey uses his chauncey fire to rail your mother

by Daddy’sKitten March 8, 2023

Fire department

A career full of buddyfuckers that screw over others in the department to benefit their own crews or personal interests

The station gave the floating firefighter the worst assignment for the day because fuck him even though he was already inconvenienced by having to float to a different station. That’s the way of the fire department.

by Firefighter Realist January 21, 2023

Wings of Fire

The best book series to fuckin' exist. (Written by Tui T Sutherland)

Wings of Fire
Qibli: Moon, I love you!
Winter: But I also love you, Moon! Who will you choose
Moon: Mmm.. What if we just make a big fuck pile? Like- we all fuck each other
Qibli and Winter: ... Yep sounds good.
Your mom: And so shipping wars were solved forever!!

by hfjonefan0159391-59105 January 25, 2023