Not My Problem

Your problem...

a: My girlfriend has run away with some shortarse, chav gobshite from Chelmsley Wood! What should I do?

b: Not My Problem....

by nutwiss December 15, 2011

My turn

Kinda weird, but even though much of our relationship has been here or numbers…. I have a lot of memories.

1) 603: I don’t remember what smart comment was said, but I remember your look… your eyes and smile… and your vehicle proceeded to the next destination. That moment is embedded in my heart and mind.

2) I couldn’t decide…

-the one time I could feel your heart beat,

-every time I see you… my heart melts, my eyes scream “I love you” “hold me”
- that time I scored with your assist and your smile afterwards.
- 603 .. you keep watching, even though I tell you no! The look on your face was so adorable… guess that one is embedded too.

Wish: for us ❤️❤️

might be selfish, i will share my wishes when it is my turn❤️

Guess what? Love you always!
Enjoy your day❤️❤️

by 4u my love will never stop January 18, 2023

my chink

Friend, Companion, Buddy -- used in a friendly/ joking manner -- can be said to anyone.

Not used as derogatory toward people of Chinese descent, simply a cheerfully joking reference.

"What's up my chink?"
"Just coolin', what's goin' on witchoo?"

by VBR213 October 11, 2009

My World

Jon Healy

My world = Jon Healy

by #PWND January 16, 2018

My bruhs

A group of peeps that rock my world

Me: Do you see those peeps? Yeah they're my bruhs, They rock my world

by Amelia The Woke Queen June 4, 2018

My life

It fucking sucks

Man: hey how are you? How’s life?

Me: BOI IM TRYING TO READ

Woman: My life is good how about you

Me: YOUR GOD IS A LIE

by The memeing of life January 8, 2019

My manisha

My manisha, she's beautiful beyond definition. She's a wonder to the world. She is like the cool, soothing breeze and warm, comforting embrace of a rainy day. She will fill your monotone life with so many beautiful colors that you never realized existed. Her smile is so precious; it’s as though the warmth and twinkle of all the stars in the universe were put into her smile. You would want to do anything for her, just to see her smile. She's beautiful in every way- when she has her head held up high with a gleam in her utterly beautiful eyes filled with pride or when she shies away from your eyes. She will make you feel things you would have never felt before. She is a beautiful leader, a wonderful friend, and human being, who makes you realize that home is not any place but her heart where you feel cherished and warm. Her presence is always felt, and her personality is as beautiful as a sunshower - such a gorgeous phenomenon; a perfect mix of golden sunshine and dark solitude that makes July skies blush. She will make you feel butterflies in your heart and fill every inch of your soul with the warmth of orange autumn skies. It’s hard to find people like my manisha, she’s one of a kind. She is the embodiment of a crescent moon’s smile on a dark night. She makes life beautiful.

I think my manisha was born in winter because the universe saved a year's worth of warmth and put it all into her.

by v1975 May 12, 2022