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Swiftie Math

Also known as the numerology of Taylor Swift, which revolves around the number 13. From Taylor’s birthdate to her flight from Tokyo to Super Bowl 58 (5 + 8 = 13)—a trip that would take her approximately 13 hours—to attend her 13th NFL game this season, which is taking place on February 11 (2 + 11 = 13) with the Kansas City Chiefs facing the San Francisco 49ers (4 + 9 = 13). Also, adding her ubiquitous 13 to her boyfriend Travis’s #87 Chiefs’ jersey yields the perfect score 100.
Swiftie math provides math teachers worldwide a golden opportunity to expose millions of oft-math-anxious students-Swifties to the pseudoscience of numbers.
by Numerati February 11, 2024
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Math

The proper response to your math teacher asking you to show your work. May get you expelled.
"Okay, but why exactly is x=3?"
"'Cause math."
by Yo Momma Looks Like A Half-Ork November 12, 2022
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Math not mathin

When a bitch say something stupid and it don’t add up
1 body 3 kids 2 different daddies

Math not mathin 🤣
by Fuckabrokebitch January 7, 2022
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Math

Jack: I have homework about mental abuse to humans.. Bro help.
Kai: Bro.. The abuse is math. Very..VERY simple.
by ACowWithAPotato January 24, 2020
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Math

1. (noun) An educational fail.
2. (noun) the calculation and application of measurement
He stayed late at school doing math
Philosophical man: What is...the meaning of...Math?
Well now you know, dumbo!
by JUST A PLAIN IDIOT January 19, 2019
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Math

We were in math class. Nick was like "Wanna hear a Dad joke?" The rest of us was like "FUCK YEAH" He was like"THIS CLASS!!" We burst out laughing!
by Aldi's February 5, 2019
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Math

Mental
Abuse

To
Humans

I hate math
Tommy: UGHHHH I have math today!!
Fred: SUCKER
by The Sad Girl February 7, 2017
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