Not My Problem

Your problem...

a: My girlfriend has run away with some shortarse, chav gobshite from Chelmsley Wood! What should I do?

b: Not My Problem....

by nutwiss December 15, 2011

My turn

Kinda weird, but even though much of our relationship has been here or numbers…. I have a lot of memories.

1) 603: I don’t remember what smart comment was said, but I remember your look… your eyes and smile… and your vehicle proceeded to the next destination. That moment is embedded in my heart and mind.

2) I couldn’t decide…

-the one time I could feel your heart beat,

-every time I see you… my heart melts, my eyes scream “I love you” “hold me”
- that time I scored with your assist and your smile afterwards.
- 603 .. you keep watching, even though I tell you no! The look on your face was so adorable… guess that one is embedded too.

Wish: for us ❤️❤️

might be selfish, i will share my wishes when it is my turn❤️

Guess what? Love you always!
Enjoy your day❤️❤️

by 4u my love will never stop January 18, 2023

my chink

Friend, Companion, Buddy -- used in a friendly/ joking manner -- can be said to anyone.

Not used as derogatory toward people of Chinese descent, simply a cheerfully joking reference.

"What's up my chink?"
"Just coolin', what's goin' on witchoo?"

by VBR213 October 11, 2009

my cupcake

My puffy clit

Oh yeah lick my cupcake

by Mycupcakes September 19, 2015

My dick

The largest, most magestic thing imaginable. You want it.

1 Wow my dick is huge !

by Ishmael56 June 11, 2018

my duck

When someone asks for the duck that you have for a pet, you say: “My duck.”

“Hey can i have that cute duckling?”
“My duck!”

by Grim_001 June 13, 2020

my haters

People who act like they hate you or they are really annoying to you but really they wanna be you.

My Haters just really wants to be me

by Daddy's best friends wife's February 10, 2017