Josh asked Debbie if he could give her a lemon log. When she said sure he bent her over his couch and proceeded to stick his member in her butt hole and pee.
by Tony the Guy February 14, 2017

Daylight lemon pound cakery! They busted by house and stole my wad of cash under my damned nose, and ate my mammas cake!
by Alicatz March 27, 2023

by Kroniccarey March 17, 2025

(n) something God hands to you. Something that should be cherished if gifted to.
Ex: When God hands you fried lemons, eat them
Ex: When God hands you fried lemons, eat them
by Ashtonmilo June 12, 2018

by Fart_Hammer February 27, 2012

Mother- what it that you're reading?
11yo that was once innocent- just a lemon story about a demon butler and a 13 year old boy
11yo that was once innocent- just a lemon story about a demon butler and a 13 year old boy
by TheGreatPapyrus96 May 16, 2019

by Your Local Football Fan May 9, 2024
