Wedge Bot

A breed of wedge-shaped, competition-ruining robots in the TV series BattleBots that carried little or no weapons and with the only objective of getting under the opposing robot to flip it over, winning by default. These were a major source of buzzkill, and their increasing predominance led to the show becoming increasingly boring until it was finally canceled.
Dick: Are you going to watch BattleBots tonight?

Jane: No, it will just be a bunch of wedge bots wedging it out.
by vvvvvvvvvvvvv November 25, 2011
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pitching wedge

A girl that only looks good from about 30 yards away, when she gets close she is no good. A person who is ugly any closer than thirty yards away
Yeah she looked hot from far, but turns out she was just a pitching wedge.
by Adam Gray November 17, 2006
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wedge stanley

Noun: One who is an unusually large tool. A combination of the word wedge, which is the simplest of all tools, and Stanley, a manufacturer of tools. Usually spotted at party's where there is an abundance of tool. Commonly refered to as a toolbag.
That guy is a wedge stanley.

Wedge Stanley over there is really pissing me off, this next beer bottle is headed his direction
by DBCaptain August 27, 2006
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THINK WEDGE

Bruno Powroznik's oddest video. Possibly about money, possibly about brown action, or maybe even about snatch - going by the design used by Bruno in this mysterious video (similar to the ones mentioned and also used in SMEGMA COCK CHEESE and I LOVE SEX), it could be all three in a series of these.

The GIF is reused from GAY AND PROUD OF IT's 'RENT BOYS' audio clip, so this could also be a hint. Gay prostitution? Taking it up the arse? Who knows.

Once it's been watched, you will ponder the meaning of think wedge, all the time, just like Bruno Powroznik.
Do you think wedge?
That's funny, I think wedge all the time!
by PuchikoPPC December 19, 2021
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Wedge cake

Dave: That sket is an absolute wedge cake.
Jacob: yeh i know, i love a bit of wedge cake.
Billy: mate, tell me about it.
James: bois fuck off, its all about the arsehole.
by DJ BJ no 1 April 04, 2010
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double wedge

the double wedge was discovered inside a local massachusetts cvs. basically it happens to abnormally obese people who walk like pimps. it can only happen if they are wearing shorts. the shorts, which turn into booty shorts, ride very high into the crotch region...and also ride so far up the butt you can no longer see the seam of the mentioned botty shorts/hotpants. the shorts basically give a frontal and rear wedge. frightening.
"that man is really fat and his booty shorts are giving him a really bad double wedge"
by Robin Mitchell July 25, 2006
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vaginal wedge

A vaginal wedge refers to a device used to pry open a stubborn cunt.
When Sally got moody the other day, Ted had to break out the vaginal wedge to get things going.
by Jacques Asse April 21, 2009
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