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Turtle

Fucking slow pieces of flesh that use my plastic straws
by Spring time July 7, 2020
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Turtled

To have a head put in your vagina and worn like a human hat
Did you hear that girl got turtled?
by iSnIPeEZz August 24, 2021
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Turtles

by @Zombie_TurtleBoy or @Aaron J October 28, 2019
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Turtle

A beautiful animal everyone likes especially you.
by A turtle thats bored January 30, 2019
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Turtling

When someone is acting really retarded and you got no other way to describe them
MAN YOU ARE TURTLING RIGHT NOW ! WHATS WRONG WITH YOU
by Fundip39 February 23, 2019
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turtles

travel in damn flocks not herds
Whoa, look! A flock of turtles!
by Megan September 11, 2004
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Turtling

When you're a young teenager and trying to have sex with your girlfriend. She won't let you have real sex so you can only "turtle" the tip around. Turtling doesn't involve penetration.
She's still a virgin so we're just turtling around for now.
by slipperysnarf October 7, 2011
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