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Theres Honour in bog-snatching culture. Own-shit freezers are for basic bitches; real ones run the TransAuslaskan Carpool Pipeline.
Pro bog bandits run a telescopic goldfish net in the boot for clean lifts, but real bush legends make do with a forked tree branch and an old sock (or stolen undies off the laundry pile) to preserve the unfrozen vessel of pleasure without breaking it. Own-shit freezers are for softcocks; real ones carpool with strangers.
Theres Honour in bog-snatching culture. Own-shit freezers are for basic bitches; real ones run the TransAuslaskan Carpool Pipeline.
Pro bog bandits run a telescopic goldfish net in the boot for clean lifts, but real bush legends make do with a forked tree branch and an old sock (or stolen undies off the laundry pile) to preserve the unfrozen vessel of pleasure without breaking it. Own-shit freezers are for softcocks; real ones carpool with strangers.
“Bro, ran the TransAuslaskan CarpoolPipeline last night, scored a foot-long Parramatta Eel from Liverpool Station. Still got the ghost cramps today.”
“Nah mate, freezing your own is gay. Real Gs carpool with randoms.”
“He pulled a Trans-Auslaskan Carpool Pipeline with a curry log from an Uber driver, dude was shitting vindaloo tears for hours.”
“Scored a triple-coiler at Campbelltown Station, clean lift with the sock-on-stick, full TransAuslaskan Carpool Pipeline by midnight. Still tasting that stranger’s butter chicken today.”
“Mate pulled a TransAuslaskan CP with a kebab log so spicy he was crying vindaloo tears while birthing it in the shower.”
“Telescopic goldfish net gang vs sock-and-stick gang, fight me.”
“Nah mate, freezing your own is gay. Real Gs carpool with randoms.”
“He pulled a Trans-Auslaskan Carpool Pipeline with a curry log from an Uber driver, dude was shitting vindaloo tears for hours.”
“Scored a triple-coiler at Campbelltown Station, clean lift with the sock-on-stick, full TransAuslaskan Carpool Pipeline by midnight. Still tasting that stranger’s butter chicken today.”
“Mate pulled a TransAuslaskan CP with a kebab log so spicy he was crying vindaloo tears while birthing it in the shower.”
“Telescopic goldfish net gang vs sock-and-stick gang, fight me.”
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