the king's threesome

When a male engages in the act of sex with two lesbian who are also virgins.

You may have had a threesome with two girls but its nothing compared to the king's threesome.

by YesMan13 January 30, 2014

Threesome-close

A level of friendship that includes the ability to be involved in a threesome with a friend.

Guy 1- "My pal asked me to have a threesome with him and his girlfirend!"
Guy2- "Wow! You guys must be threesome-close!"

by Titty Christ August 3, 2015

Threesome Day

October 12th is the day for threesomes, the day where three sexy people get together and have sexual intercourse and outercourse.

All members of the threesome must reach an orgasm.

tony: hey what are your plans for tomorrow?

annie: well, tomorrow is October 12th which is threesome day but me and ellie haven’t found a sexy boy to join our threesome yet would you wanna join?

tony: fuck yeah!

by dj sev October 11, 2020

Threesome Pyramid

A girl sits on a guys face while making out with another girl who is on the guys dick.

Me Tracy, and Sarah did the Threesome Pyramid all night.

by Doctor Hets March 1, 2021

Pseudo-threesome

Having sex with someone twice the size of a normal person.

I had sex with a chick so large it was a pseudo-threesome.

by Bustanut-Tech April 8, 2010

whale threesome

The act of having sex while you or your partner is laying on a friends back. The friend serves no sexual purpose other than to hold the two of you up.

The other night, after Scott fell asleep, my girlfriend and I had a whale threesome with him.

by The whale threesome guy May 11, 2016

mexican threesome

When you and yo girl fuck a chipotle burrito at the same time.

Guy 2: Dude, Rebecca said you had a threesome?
Guy 1: Yeah, with a chipotle burrito
Guy 2: Dafuq?
Guy 1: Yeah we had a mexican threesome

by mexican threesome May 30, 2017