Monster under the bed

When you are banging a chick and you are going to nut too fast so you start eating her out and bust under the bed without her knowing. You continue to eat her out until you recharge and can start banging again.

“Yo, I was with Sarah last night and it was so good i had to monster under the bed”

Monster under the bed by Thebigkahuna98 March 2, 2026

Monster under the bed

When you are banging a chick and you are going to nut too fast so you start eating her out and bust under the bed without her knowing. You continue to eat her out until you recharge and can start banging again.

“Yo, i was with Sarah last night. It was so good i had to monster under the bed.”

Monster under the bed by Thebigkahuna98 March 2, 2026

monster punch to the moon 

Hitting someone so hard that you will send him to the moon

Artosis: I really thought today I'm like well Stats is just gonna, just gonna monster punch him and just send him to the moon

Tasteless: As Artosis once said monster punch to the moon

monster punch to the moon by koreatime January 11, 2020

The Raging One-eyed Chicken Monster 

When a man ejaculates into his partner's right nostrill at a 45 degree angle and then proceeds to punch them in the rib 4 and 1/2 times causing their partner to scream, In which the man seizes the oppurtunity to shove his one eyed chicken monster (a.k.a. his penis) down their throat, therefore blocking their air passage causing the exixting semen in the nostril to travel up and spew out of the person's eye.

Johnny Applebee wants to spice up his sex life with his girlfriend Sally-Mae Dinkerdoodle by performing The Raging One-eyed Chicken Monster to which she responds "Golly gee Johnny do you think my nostrils can hold your massive load?"

The Raging One-eyed Chicken Monster by Jason Haliwell and Katreena Hellfire August 19, 2006