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Cog Haircut

The haircut of a person who has been influenced by their superiors at their place of work to only have the most basic of all haircuts. This is because they act as a cog in the machine and all that matters is their labor, not their personality. Children who go to schools with a strict dress code may also have Cog Haircuts.
Friend 2: Ayo your homie’s hair looks like ass.
Friend 1: Yeah his boss only lets him have that Cog Haircut.
by stalepork6 May 28, 2021
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Cog

A pivoting cock rotating specifically counter clock wise on a Wednesday afternoon at exactly 1:05 pm
Leo:”Your cog is so hot

River:”Oh I know
by SIGuyTheFlyGuy February 2, 2022
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Cogging

The act of tying one's penis into a knot.
Matthew messed up the cogging process and lost all the blood flow in his penis.
by Dr. Cogsworth June 11, 2024
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Cog

A heavier gear type piece used in a machine that drives other or is driven by other cogs.
due to the massive amount of torque in the machine, well balanced cogs were the alternative to gears.
by Dud Dudlee October 3, 2023
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