by toodrunk4chicken February 16, 2009
A swirly whirly is when you throw a beer at your partner but then lick the contents of the beer off there butthole in a circular motion with your tongue.
by Mushroom gravy entrepreneur February 27, 2020
A variation on the swirlie where, rather than shove the victim's head into the toilet, the victim's bare butt is dunked into the bowl while the toilet flushes. Not as gross as a normal swirlie, but creates a weird and uncomfortable sensation. Often given as a way of taking a big wedgie to the next level.
I was just in gym class and those asshole jocks Luke and Pete gave me an atomic wedgie and a butt swirlie in the locker room after they beat me in dodgeball. As soon as they got my underwear over my head, they pulled my pants down and dunked my whole butt in the toilet and flushed. And they said if they win again tomorrow, they'll give me another, plus they'll flush my face too. This year is gonna suck!
by yikestbh March 23, 2018
1. A sexual act. You get head from a bitch, then before you cum, turn her head around and put it in the toilet and flush it for a swirly then you jam your dick in her ass, turn her around again and skeet all over her hair, and let it dry. It is complicated and takes many tries to master. If done correctly, the following day the bitchs hair will be sticking up like a damn Super Saiyan, a white-haired super saiyan at that.
2. Any person thats hair is in a swirl (like a tornado), and looks like they just received a swirly, whether the hair is dry or wet. It is also specifically used for people living in areas with lots of tornadoes, mostly redneck areas of the South and Midwest (excluding the North Coast). Places with Swirly Head Ass people are: KC, St. Louis, Indianapolis, Oklahoma City, Des Moines, Omaha, Cincinnati, and every other place in tornado alley which just happens to be filled with 95% rednecks and hillbillys.
2. Any person thats hair is in a swirl (like a tornado), and looks like they just received a swirly, whether the hair is dry or wet. It is also specifically used for people living in areas with lots of tornadoes, mostly redneck areas of the South and Midwest (excluding the North Coast). Places with Swirly Head Ass people are: KC, St. Louis, Indianapolis, Oklahoma City, Des Moines, Omaha, Cincinnati, and every other place in tornado alley which just happens to be filled with 95% rednecks and hillbillys.
Dude 1: "Hey dude whats wrong with ur girlfriends hair today? it was all white and crusty and stuck up like a Super Saiyan Goku?"
Dude 2: "I gave her a Swirly Head Ass last night, I guess that bitch doesnt shower"
Dude 2: "I gave her a Swirly Head Ass last night, I guess that bitch doesnt shower"
by 216Ski April 22, 2008
When three people (excluding the person recieving the swirly)
Poop in the toilet, then dunk the persons head in the bowl. After making sure the person has recieved plenty of beef (shit) the three add the broth by urinating on the reciever of the swirly.
Poop in the toilet, then dunk the persons head in the bowl. After making sure the person has recieved plenty of beef (shit) the three add the broth by urinating on the reciever of the swirly.
Chad would forever regret his racist joke after three hispanic gentlemen gave him a beef stew swirly.
by RaindancerF November 28, 2011
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