Smegging

When you're in the shower looking at your smeggy and your not cleaning it
Why is my son taking so long in the shower? Because he is smegging
by Bignhu prabhat December 22, 2021
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Premium Smeg

A dick cheese that's so fine and pristine that it has to be admired and respected by many. It is rare to find smegma of this quality, thus causing it to be the premium of smeg.

Usually found to be as clear as the semen of a very hydrated man, and when comes into contact with vaginal or rectal fluids immediately dissolves into a natural form of lube.
I was involved in an orgy on Saturday, and one of these dudes had a severe amount of smegma, but it turned out to be premium smeg and just enhanced the thrill of the orgy.
by Bork Glasgow March 16, 2016
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nice cock but i did not like the smeg
by smeg master September 24, 2020
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You see my sister, she’s a smeg
by annonymoue June 01, 2022
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Ew You smell like smeg you nasty sket
by Ptero-fucking-dactyl January 24, 2020
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A smeg can be used as combining words that is smexy and egg so basicaly a smexy egg
"Omg Tyro I ate such a smeg today"!
by Lolslater April 06, 2018
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Hello brother, can I please have a couple inhales on your smeg
by Tyl3rmxkay April 25, 2019
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