sheldon souray

is too sexy for his team, ask his team mates. I'm too sexy for his skates. he can ride his porsche straight to hell..... <3

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did you see that play "sheldon souray" made last night....jackass

by ah fuck it October 21, 2010

Sheldon dutch

Party central where people go to get turnt and have sex.

Yo are we going to to pull up to Sheldon dutch tonight?

by Dutchhoe469 August 14, 2023

Sheldon

A complete chode freeloader with limited intellectual capacity/manhood.

My friend Sheldon couldn't afford a house,so his parents gave him their house, but he couldn't stop gambling and used the house as collateral for a loan. Who's that guy with a shreklike wife that constantly berates him? Oh his name is Sheldon as he has no balls!

by Smallpena June 13, 2025

Sheldon Lee Cooper

The most sexy man to ever have lived, we are lucky to be in such a time of AI porn, because we can get Sheldon fucking a Playstation 5, (now you know where the white design "came" from) I would let Sheldon rim my asshole, no homo

Morgan: I wish Sheldon Lee Cooper was my dad
Boris: Same bro, where is my weed, I wanna trip out and get fucked by Sheldon

by TheBeanSlayer June 16, 2024