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baby ostrich

The act of hiding your face from the person you are talking to, in order to make them believe you are upset, at them.
Stephany said "Stop being such a baby ostrich and kiss me".
by Flipporama December 5, 2010
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ass ostrich

A person who's head is stuck so far up their ass that they can't think straight
He told you that donkey's live in the desert?! What an ass ostrich!
by Lizzy and Yalex December 8, 2013
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unabashed ostrich

If you have always before been up-to-date on the news, domestic and globally (and not just in terms of our military interests), but since the Ascension of Donald Trump, you simply cannot tolerate the news in any form, and you are not the least bit ashamed about this, for you are doing your work for those (and what, e.g., the arts) he is hurting, you are an unabashed ostrich.

You don't get to be an unabashed ostrich unless you are actually being of service in the world, which compensates for knowing absolutely nothing about this cardboard pseudo-government's operations.
"Now that the AIDS Council report is finished, I am going home to watch SNL—my only news source," laughed Jill, an unabashed ostrich.
by SAJESQNYC March 20, 2017
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Ostrich size

To mock. Make fun of. To compare to an ostrich.
I'm gonna ostrich size that punk ass kid.
by OpethRules April 14, 2003
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ostrich-explosion

a larger than normal ostrich or mega-ostrich as it is commonly known, explodes and the scattered remains form several new ostriches. most commonly seen in ostriches native to Denmark.
"dude did you see that ostrich-explosion!"
"no"
by cat pajamas 98 August 5, 2008
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Angry Ostrich

The violent waving of arms that occurs, during love making, when the mate "accidentally" slips it in the back door.
I tried going in the back door and she was waving her arms like an Angry Ostrich.
by Cmac1975 February 14, 2017
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Ostrich belt

Twisting the testes around the penis and placing them above one's belt buckle. This resembles a belt made of ostrich skin.
Dude, we got so drunk last night that I showed everyone my ostrich belt.
by Amiga de los chupacabras July 6, 2010
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