Guy 1: I’m ‘bouta do a one finger push-up. Guy 2: Impossible. Guy 1: AAAAAA (ow) and done. Guy 2: WHAAAAAT???
by ¿ Lunar ? May 20, 2023

by YTone_up_gamer September 9, 2020

To deliver a turd so large that you have to stand up off the pan in order to achieve maximum length.
To leave a turd standing up like a telegraph pole when you drop it.
To leave a turd standing up like a telegraph pole when you drop it.
‘Mate you were a long time in the toilet’
‘Yeah I’ve just stood one up, you should see it, it was magnificent’
‘Yeah I’ve just stood one up, you should see it, it was magnificent’
by mrbruceman December 13, 2022

Girl: I want to clock you up one.
Last night, me and him clocked one up.
Tommorrow I'm going to clock one up with him.
Last night, me and him clocked one up.
Tommorrow I'm going to clock one up with him.
by Coral123 November 26, 2009
