Abnormally short person with a big rack, who enlightens everyone's life and brings happiness to all.
by Kyle Duncan March 07, 2005
Oliver is a boy that will be there for you no matter what. He is caring, nice but makes mistakes. However, if you have an 'Oliver' in your life, don't let him go as he will be there for you no matter what you go through.
by naoba13 February 17, 2017
The biggest fuck-up you’ll ever meet. On the surface he seems calm and funny, maybe even a bit crazy and zany, but on the inside he’s dying. He knows he’s worthless and he wants help. But he’ll never ask for it.
Hey, that guy seems depressed
Yeah that’s Oliver. He doesn’t say it, but we should check on him a lot.
Yeah that’s Oliver. He doesn’t say it, but we should check on him a lot.
by Godzilla 191 June 16, 2019
The most cracked out fucker you're ever gonna meet. An oliver is either an only child or has 5 brothers. A lot of girls are attracted to oliver, and by a lot i mean none. Oliver is going to die alone. Fuck oliver.
by Zigdogg July 10, 2020
An Oliver is an amazing, talented, loving guy with the biggest heart. However, aside from his charms and legendary smile, he’s untrustworthy in some areas. The girl he’s with is usually one he’s had feelings towards for a long time. Careful though, because his brown eyes are to die for. Olivers often go for shut-in, self-consious girls. They do this because they enjoy building up esteem for the people they love. Also, aside from his heated temper, Olivers are really good guys. They’re heartbreakers, but once they lose youthey’ll do anything to get you back. You’ll be lucky to have one, and even luckier to keep him.
by brokenhearted.drea October 09, 2018
by LilyputtRJ December 18, 2019