Sir Spunkalot

A person who cums/jizzes/creams etc five or more times a day.

Person 1: Damn I jizzed five times yesterday!
Person 2: Woah, that makes you a Sir Spunkalot.
Person 1: Really??
Person 2: Yeaah

by Friend of Sir Spunkalot August 2, 2010

Sir Prick

Someone who you are supposed to respect but is a jerk, ego-driven, self-motivated, and who you don't respect at all. Most often a bad boss but can be anyone who has some type of authority over you. Can include power-hungry people in uniform, close-minded professors ... anyone you could address as "Sir". The "prick" can be silent when addressing them in person.

Oh look, Sir Prick has hired another love interest.
Sir Prick ignored fixable errors because he doesn't like you telling him about them.
Yes, Sir (Prick), I'd be happy to do your job for you.
Sir (Prick), could you help me understand the failing grade you gave me?

by Mel3y9 August 31, 2020

Sir. Pigi

Sir. Pigi is one hot minecraft youtuber and everyone should sub to him. Hes probably better than Kitzee but still.

“Hey dude Sir. Pigi posted a new video! His vids always get better and are sick!”

“Dude I think my gf is falling for Sir. Pigi. He always gets so hot and when hes hot he is pretty juicy too!”

by Hot pigs October 24, 2020

please sir

a stupid phrase said by only stupid cunts and people in fanfics

person 1: please sir
person 2: i'm gonna kill you
person 1: hmmm sussy baka

by leafsquare222 June 1, 2021

Sir Twatington

1. Someone who's a general twat

Oh look a sir twatington over there, what a twat

by Cuntasaurus December 13, 2013

sir t7wa

Is a moroccan word meaning "Go and fuck yourself"

Wasafi sir t7wa azbi

by Marokiya kriminal January 13, 2023

sir spickleton

A Mexican kid named Conner rodriguez

Hey Siri, call sir spickleton (conner rodriguez)

by Lucas fendwiler August 25, 2020