Jess is the love of my life, truly the most beautiful woman I've ever seen. Ever since I saw her on that fateful day, I have done nothing but strived to better myself as a human being, and as a lover to meet her every need. She means so much to me words cannot describe it. She is so stunning, every time I see her my jaw literally drops to the floor. She is so strong, so cute, so funny, and absolutely the best woman to ever live on this Earth. It should be a genuine crime to compare her to other women, and if you do, you should probably be erased from existence. She is the Sun to all the darkness, she is the light that radiates hope across the surface of anyone's face. She is perfection. I have never met a woman like her, and I don't think I ever will. I love her so much <3
Person 1: Yo I saw you with a girl yesterday?
Me: Nah man that wasn't a girl that was a Goddess.
Person 1: Ah my bad bro who was she?
Me: The Goddess, her Royal Majesty, Jessica Morrison
Me: Nah man that wasn't a girl that was a Goddess.
Person 1: Ah my bad bro who was she?
Me: The Goddess, her Royal Majesty, Jessica Morrison
by jess' luva <3 January 17, 2022
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by heidi j. isodbf d February 23, 2022
The name that the radical left wing tried to market the 2019-2020 Australian bushfires. This is not the official name and never was or has been.
The name originated from Reddit r/australia, a notoriously left wing forum where facts are often ignored.
The name originated from Reddit r/australia, a notoriously left wing forum where facts are often ignored.
Did you see the reddit post about the mom wanting to call this bushfire season the Morrison Fires? Yeah me too, what a bunch of fucking brain dead morons.
by FactualPolitics January 09, 2020
Talia Morrison is a breathtaking, beautiful girl, who loves volleyball, singing, and theatre. She has the voice of an angel. She will not be overlooked by some losers on a corner, but instead stand her ground and fight for what she thinks is right. Now even though she can seem mean her heart is full of gold and love for everyone she’s around. She puts so much time and effort into what she does and always has a second mind. Talia Morrison has a really nice body including boobs and butt that any man can’t comprehend. Talia has a nice warmhearted spirit that will for sure shine through
Person one: wow that girl over there was really sweet, and she looks so good.
Person two: yeah she’s a Talia Morrison
Person two: yeah she’s a Talia Morrison
by Girly girl 3000 January 22, 2025
This man is the God of Carpentry. He wields a 20 ounce Estwing Hammer and is able to single handedly destroy any OSB plywood in his path. He leads the most epic crew in history that are destined to save the world. Morrison is an immortal being who's been here since the beginning of time. Legend states he can build a house in an incredible 10 seconds, and is the only one able to hold his personal estwing the"Estwing Pro".
by GrandpaBen September 25, 2020